TAKEN 3 (2014)
TAK3N
"Hi Baby!"
Someone should kick the writers in the nut-sack, to remind them why original Taken (2008) was a more successful and appealing idea which sparked the 'taken' career of Neeson. The chilling Quote by Bryan: || "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. || ... single handedly won me over.
So what does Taken 3 has to offer. NOTHING. Its filled with cheap acting, cheap stunts (that 'highway chase and crashes' had visibly poor CGI -- WTF? Not to mention the 'infinite' magazine in that 'apartment shootout'), preposterous camera work, zero script, stupid and weak emotions, and the worse of all, most random choice of soundtrack ("Infinity" by The XX in Neeson's apartment -- when he is cutting vegetables? Someone b*tch slap that f*cker who chose the soundtrack for Taken 3. Not to mention, that lame ass background music, during every father-daughter moment.) Even Byran's character is weakest ever. Sadly, that hardly 'Sounds like spy shit to me'. And just how the heck does Forest Whitaker get away with such useless 'Smartass Detective' roles?
I never felt invested in it. The extreme abuse of Shaky Cams were cringe worthy, and deserve some kind of Oscar for its extreme level of preposterousness. The only moments i was paying a wee bit of attention, was when the movie wasn't in 'chase-mode', even then the 'interesting family' failed to enlighten me. Maggie Grace is still hot as ever, though. Also, that Plane vs. 911 scene might have been a little interesting. 5/10. "Good Luck". You're gonna need it, if you plan to sit through its near 2 hours of agony.