"He has one up his ass too."
The word "WE" never felt as mesmerizing until
Venom said it. His voice is just so confidence inspiring. What they have done, is take a villainous rascal, and made him ... COOL. Seriously Cool. This thing got humor.
'You're making us look bad', 'Let's bite all their heads off and pile them up in the corner', 'Eyes, lungs, Pancreas. So many snacks, So little time.', 'You want up? Why didn't you just say?', 'Pussy'. Venom's interaction with Annie was just too good. '
Aww, that's nice'. Discreet, but freakin' hilarious to me. I particularly liked how low-key everything is for a little under an hour, then everything goes tits up gradually, before the 'big' reveal. The '
Lady Venom' needs a separate movie. Seriously. I'd be first in line to watch it.
Yes there are flaws. PG-13 rating, love-affairs could've been more emotional, 50 minutes of build-up till
Venom reveal, the final rocket-battle could've gone for a little longer and harder, but there is not a single moment of boredom in
Venom. It takes time, but it definitely sinks in. Repeat watches just get even better. A handful of CGI moments are difficult to grasp (when both
Riot and
Venom are fighting) but overall work is extremely well done. Especially when Venom shape-shifts into it's original huge form. '
Riot' is just ... ugly AF. A bit of '
Prototype' esque with those huge hand blades.
While we're on the subject, i would like to say a proper
F*CK YOU to these critics. I'm glad i didn't pay attention to the bickering of these paid morons, because
Venom is absolutely brilliant. In this age of already well established billion dollar 'Marvel Universe', having a separate movie, which doesn't even have a "Hero" ... needs mad props. A salute to the mad acting skills of
Tom Hardy (I can't get that image of Hardy eating those Crabs outta my head
), to the attraction of
Michelle Williams, and the low-key bad guy of
Riz Ahmed.
Wonderful movie. Great entertainment.
7/10. Have a nice life ... until
Carnage is unleashed.