You are not a gamer if you dont lie, cheat, and steal to buy games from your parents monies.
You are not a gamer if you have a girl friend or married
You are not a gamer if you havent caused great financial losses to your company by addicting co workers to MMORPGs
You are not a gamer if you dont sit at night with nothing but your torn out undies, staring at your precious, talking to your precious, and @#$%$^#%@........#$@^@ to your precious...