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Got this while googling..! Hope u guyz like it
Types of people in FacebooK
Facebook is a site which is filled with stereo-typical ppl!!
Here`s a list of fb-stereotypes lurking around FB~
surely you would identify some of your friends with these....and if u r a FB addict,u might even identify yourself with one of them


1. The emotional atyachaar:

There is always this one guy who writes in his status about how sad his break up was or how the one girl he loves doesn`t even know he existed! Such people even tend to write poems on their grief

2.Ugly people who used to look cute when they were kids:

Such people never upload their personal photos on FB....EVER! and after staying on Fb for a couple of weeks, they would upload a photo of theirs when they used to be a 3 yr old kid.
They think it would look cute but its actually disgusting!

3.The gamer:

The farmville,mafia wars,yoville etc etc addicts come under this category! I have reached 12`th level of gayville...i have reached 12 1/2 `th level of gayville...they need to publish each and every thing about their activities in these APPS to lure people to join and help harvest their crops(craps)

4.The lesbian:

Surely one of the worst of all! These are girls who upload cartoon pictures in their album and TAG every tom,dick and harry in it. Their other girl friends(bff) posts comments under it like "ohh shooo cuteee" "you rock girl" "i ♥ u" etc
Further more such girls tend to post status messages on how rockin their life style is...or how they had so much fun in last night`s party!

5.Tweets like a tiger but talks like a pussycat:

These are people who post well rehearsed-brave thoughts on social and political issues just to how fuckin` awesome their attitude is. They claim to be individual and brave...so brave that they post status and twitter updates cause they are too scared to stand up to person in real life.

6. The Betal:

These are people who follow around whatever you do in facebook.They comment or like each and every status of yours.

7.The News reporter:

"omg michaeeelllllll jackson is dead
(( RIP
((( " "omg its first death anniversary of michaelllllll rip
((((" Such people are the ones who browse around net or news channel and when they get any info about anyone popular...the first thing they do is post a status update with couple of smileys in it.It is because of people like these that most of us youths get to know about breaking news around the world through facebook/twitter and not through tv.These people will see to it that they are the first ones to upload breaking news on their status.

8.The types who publish about every minute of their life:

"just had breakfast! yummyyy" "on my way to college sigh
" "got a text from my bf blush blush" "nowplaying-ringa ringa roses"
They just want the whole world to know each and every detail of their pathetic boring life!

9. The frannnnndshippers:
These are those hippies in facebook who randomly add or randomly accept anyone and everyone in facebook,these people tend to have as much as 2000 friends in their list! What r u? johnny depp???Mostly such people`s popularity in real world is inversely proportional to the number of friends they have in facebook

10.The Cryto-types:-
They are the worst!! These are people who type cryptic status messages to lure people to comment under their status. "ooohhh got a luv letter from a certain someone :'> " "blah blah blah,status dedicated to the one i love
"

These are people who write supposedly mysterious status messages in order to get comments like "wowww who is he/she?" under their status messages. Such people even tend to wait for minutes refreshing their status page repeatedly to check if they have got any comments!!!

There you go!!
These are ten kinds of stereo-types i have personally observed while using facebook.
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haha the Gamer one is so true.. every few mins one of my friends posts how "there is a homeless sheep in my farm will you like to adopt him" :mad: so annoying
 
cinderella man

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you forgot people who use it too meet friends and relatives they cant contact face to face and people who just like to share vids and pics with frineds sometimes to save phone balance :-/
 
Ottoman

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Hehehe! Excellent observation (y) I think there's room to add some more.

assasin42o said:
Great ... 9. The frannnnndshippers: are our typical pakistani dudes :lol:

proud NON-facebooker ^.^
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QFT! I never understood the logic behind this or the teenagers being in possession of more than one mobile sim :S I very rarely log onto FB but whenever I do so there a status update which reads, " *one of my friend* is now friends with *some greek/italian/russian/..... named girl* "o_O
 
sumair007

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i just hate THE LESBIANS and THE GAMERS..................

one of my friend is after me so that I can join CityVille and be his neighbor......WTF?? I dont want to. I get tons of requests of FarmVille, MafiaWars and CityVille.......aarrgghh!! :mad:
 
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