Is it OK to eat Goat's Kapooras ?

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There are reports that they now serve Donkey's kapooras instead of goat's in Lahore and isky mazaafaat k areas mein.

Careful guys. You're playing a dangerous game by eating Kapooraas.

Even the most innocent of kapooraas can be donkey dongs in disguise.
 

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There are reports that they now serve Donkey's kapooras instead of goat's in Lahore and isky mazaafaat k areas mein.

Careful guys. You're playing a dangerous game by eating Kapooraas.

Even the most innocent of kapooraas can be donkey dongs in disguise.

:lol:

Same applies to the meat as well.
better be careful :p
 

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We order when we are sitting at the table... ab ja ke thori check karen ge kia dal raha hai :p
well if you are concerned about something you sit around his shoulder to make sure he is doing things right for you isn't things works like that
it is similar to you went to buy mayo roll and told him to add extra mayo and when he is putting you mention again and the this thing works at various places
 
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eww, why would anyone eat those. i think they are the goat's testicles, are they even halal?

Personally i only eat meat sometimes, mostly eat chicken and veggies. Paaye, brain, klegi etc are a big no for me.
 

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What Parts of a Halal Animal are Haram to Eat?

Question #: 6297
Date Posted: 04-02-2010

<QUESTION>
I was just wondering what parts of a Halal animal are impermissible to eat. I recently heard that there are certain parts of a Halal animal that remain Haram. Is this true?

<ANSWER>
In the name of Allah, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful,
According to the Hanafi School of Islamic law, seven things from a Halal and lawfully-slaughtered animal cannot be eaten. The first of these seven items has been emphatically forbidden by a decisive text of the Qur'an, hence it is unlawful (haram) to consume it; whereas consuming the other six items is considered prohibitively disliked (makruh tahrim), because there is no decisive text regarding their prohibition although their prohibitive dislike is proven through non decisive texts. (See: Bada'i al-Sana'i 5/61)
The seven things are as follows:
1) Flowing Blood
The prohibition of consuming blood that flows has been proven through a decisive text of the Qur'an. Allah Most High says in the Qur'an:
'Say, I do not find, in what has been revealed to me anything [out of the cattle under discussion] prohibited for anyone who eats it, unless it be carrion, or blood that pours forth, or flesh of swine – because it is impure – or there be an animal slaughtered sinfully by invoking on it the name of someone other than Allah….' (Surah al-An'am, V: 146)
2) Penis
3) Testicles
4) Vulva (external parts of the female genitalia)
5) Glands
6) Urinary bladder
7) Gall-bladder
Allah Most High says:
'…for he allows them as lawful what is pure and makes unlawful for them filthy things …' (Surat al-A'raf, V: 157)
This verse of Surat al-A'raf signifies that 'filthy things (khaba'ith)' have been prohibited by Allah and His Messenger (Allah bless him & give him peace). The term used in the Qur'an is 'khaba'ith' which refers to things whose consumption would be detested by sound natured people. As such, the Hanafi jurists have ruled that the consumption of the above mentioned six things from a Halal animal is Makruh Tahrim, since they are of the filthy things (khaba'ith) entailed by the verse of the Qur'an.
Moreover, Imam Muhammad ibn al-Hasan al-Shaybani reports from al-Awza'i, from Wasil ibn Abi Jamil that Mujahid (Allah be pleased with them all) said: 'The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) disliked consuming seven things from the sheep: the gall-bladder, the urinary bladder, the glands, the vulva, the penis, the testicles and the blood. The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) used to like the forepart of sheep and goats.' (Kitab al-Athar, with a sound chain of narration, no: 811)
And Allah knows best

[Mufti] Muhammad ibn Adam
Darul Iftaa
Leicester , UK

What Parts of a Halal Animal are Haram to Eat? | daruliftaa.com
these kids were not worthy of your answer, but still jazak ALLAH kher brother.
 

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There are reports that they now serve Donkey's kapooras instead of goat's in Lahore and isky mazaafaat k areas mein.

Careful guys. You're playing a dangerous game by eating Kapooraas.

Even the most innocent of kapooraas can be donkey dongs in disguise.
If you wanna have balls, why restrict yourself to goat balls only? Meat is a different matter, but if I had a taste for balls, I wouldn't fuss over which animal the balls in my plate came from. Donkey balls shouldn't be a problem.
 

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If you wanna have balls, why restrict yourself to goat balls only? Meat is a different matter, but if I had a taste for balls, I wouldn't fuss over which animal the balls in my plate came from. Donkey balls shouldn't be a problem.
As one of our former ministers would say it 'kapoora kapoora hota hai gadhay ka ho ya bakray ka' [emoji1]
 

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On this particular account, would you disagree? :p
According to some previous posters eating the said delicacy 'enhances your performance' in certain very delicate situations and endows you with the power of the animal where it originated. I would rather not behave as a donkey in those situations [emoji41]
 

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According to some previous posters eating the said delicacy 'enhances your performance' in certain very delicate situations and endows you with the power of the animal where it originated. I would rather not behave as a donkey in those situations [emoji41]
Ah, but when you keep in mind the importance attached to the size of the whole delicacy in question, it cannot be doubted that you are seriously selling short the donkey. :kratos:
 
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Ah, but when you keep in mind the importance attached to the size of the whole delicacy in question, it cannot be doubted that you are seriously selling short the donkey. :kratos:
You sir have made a very valid point because size does matter in such situations. It is however a very delicate balancing act. The trick is to acquire the desired qualities without assuming the whole personality of the beast in question. It is a tradeoff and and your decision will depend on what your goals for the said encounter are. As a very wise man once said 'badi nazuk soorat e haal hai'.
 

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well if you are concerned about something you sit around his shoulder to make sure he is doing things right for you isn't things works like that
it is similar to you went to buy mayo roll and told him to add extra mayo and when he is putting you mention again and the this thing works at various places
i was just trying to have fun eh why so serious Pleasant (w)
 
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According to some previous posters eating the said delicacy 'enhances your performance' in certain very delicate situations and endows you with the power of the animal where it originated. I would rather not behave as a donkey in those situations [emoji41]
that was actually funny man keep it up (y)
 

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You sir have made a very valid point because size does matter in such situations. It is however a very delicate balancing act. The trick is to acquire the desired qualities without assuming the whole personality of the beast in question. It is a tradeoff and and your decision will depend on what your goals for the said encounter are. As a very wise man once said 'badi nazuk soorat e haal hai'.
Post of the week.
 

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You sir have made a very valid point because size does matter in such situations. It is however a very delicate balancing act. The trick is to acquire the desired qualities without assuming the whole personality of the beast in question. It is a tradeoff and and your decision will depend on what your goals for the said encounter are. As a very wise man once said 'badi nazuk soorat e haal hai'.

What an experience man. Plz educate us more how to use that precious trick so as to divide the qualities and adapt only the wanted ones.
 
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