-|- Elections 2013 -|- Read. Understand. Vote Wisely!

[Alaw banda]

 

[staticPointer]

American Friend: han bhaye US aane ka kab
plan
hai tera??
Pakistan Friend: yar mera mood nae horaha..
A: han i can understand, visa k bari tention
hai
Pakistan walun ko...
P: arey nae nae,,, visa tou ab asani se mil jata
hai..
A: tou phir kia masla hai ??
P: Masla hi tou nae hai!! Electricity ab jati nae,,
'no job vacancies' ab satati nae,, aur kal eik
banda bike par peeche se aaya mere pass aur
kaha... Bhai ye apka cell phone, peeche gir
gaya
tha!!
A: achawww par pehle tou aesa kabhi nae
hua!!!
P: haan.. kyu k pahle kabhi IMRAN nahi aaya!!
ab jab sab yahan hai, tou kyun chorun me
PAKISTAN !

 

[krazyhamad420]

Lol . . . .
Khan sahab kam az kam karachi gye tou hain . kya Karnay ? ? ? Bhatta khoro ko Salam Krnay gya Tha ? ? ? Darpook tu khan sb hi hoa na jo Khamoshi say . Niklo wali bat kr kay wapis Lahore a gya . . .p)

kiya apne 2011 wala jalsa nai daikha kiya ???
Nawaz shariff aur Shahbaz shariff tou aik bar bhi nai gaye hain Karachi .. Tou Rona choro aur wo tou Lahore main bhi 100-100 guards k sath bomb proff sheeshay k anday ghuss k takrer kartay hain ..

and 2nd thing. PTI k karachi se koi khass candidates nai kharay way is wajah se khan sahab only un jaghon pa jalsay kar rai hain jahan un k sahi candidates kharay hain ....

itna na jala karo .. kalay ho jao gay

 

[AbbY]

American Friend: han bhaye US aane ka kab
plan
hai tera??
Pakistan Friend: yar mera mood nae horaha..
A: han i can understand, visa k bari tention
hai
Pakistan walun ko...
P: arey nae nae,,, visa tou ab asani se mil jata
hai..
A: tou phir kia masla hai ??
P: Masla hi tou nae hai!! Electricity ab jati nae,,
'no job vacancies' ab satati nae,, aur kal eik
banda bike par peeche se aaya mere pass aur
kaha... Bhai ye apka cell phone, peeche gir
gaya
tha!!
A: achawww par pehle tou aesa kabhi nae
hua!!!
P: haan.. kyu k pahle kabhi IMRAN nahi aaya!!
ab jab sab yahan hai, tou kyun chorun me
PAKISTAN !

Imran Khan hai.

Jaadoo Khan nai.

 

[HAMMER of THOR]

there are 9 people voting for ppp ... pakro pakro pakro... aur maro maro maro...

 

[HAMMER of THOR]

altaf hussain election nahi larta, pmln is worst for Karachi, if u r Karachiite u'll know the history.

that is what i am hoping... woh 5 saal ka badla lain gay for the loadshedding we suffered while karachi enjoyed our share... muhahaha(jk jk)

 

[HAMMER of THOR]

Altaf hussain is like a God for mqm voters. These people want to break Pakistan. My question is y is that coward living in uk? What is his source of income? Mind u living in London is damn expensive

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not that expensive... my brother is living there with his own house and he doesn't have an extra ordinary job for now...

 

[Lord Ammar]

that is what i am hoping... woh 5 saal ka badla lain gay for the loadshedding we suffered while karachi enjoyed our share... muhahaha(jk jk)

aise ho to maza a jae

 

[Hassan Aftab]

For all those wondering if overseas Pakistanis have the right to vote, you might find this useful and may also want to share this with your overseas folks as a result:

Overseas Pakistanis Postal Vote Procedure for Pakistani General Elections 2013 to be held on 11 May 2013
NUPSA would like to inform that the Government of Pakistan has given final approval for Overseas Pakistanis voting rights and the procedure to cast postal vote is given below:

1) At first, please SMS your NICOP/CNIC number to 8300 in Pakistan through a friend or family member if you are outside the country to verify your parliamentary constituency.

2) After you have verified this, kindly fill in the form given in the link below and send it to the local Returning Officer of your parliamentary constituency so that he/she dispatch your postal vote card to your correspondence address outside Pakistan.

In order to further assist you, we have also attached the links to sample forms which can be used as a guideline to fill in the postal vote form. All the information to fill in the form can also be found through the vote verification reply sms from 8300. Furthermore, the name of your constituency's returning officer can be found by checking with your nearest local election commission office in Pakistan.

Postal Vote Form for both National and Provincial Assemblies:

http://ecp.gov.pk/Misc/FormofApplicationForPostalBallot.pdf

Sample vote forms:

http://ecp.gov.pk/Misc/FormofApplicationForPostalBallotFILLEDNA.pdf(National Assembly)

http://ecp.gov.pk/Misc/FormofApplicationForPostalBallotFILLEDPA.pdf(Provincial Assembly)

I found this piece of information on a friend's timeline. I can't confirm its authenticity but I thought I'd still share it with you all.

 

[fahd]

Re: -|- Elections 2013 -|- Who are you going to vote for?

not that expensive... my brother is living there with his own house and he doesn't have an extra ordinary job

He is not living in an apartment but
Is based in the suburb of Edgware in a mansion.

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[HAMMER of THOR]

not that expensive... my brother is living there with his own house and he doesn't have an extra ordinary job

He is not living in an apartment but
Is based in the suburb of*Edgware in a mansion.

Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2

chota sa ghar hay yaar... mansion to nahin hay... anyways i don't really care as i abhor the guy...

 

[gforgamers]

itna na jala karo .. kalay ho jao gay [/QUOTE]

hahhahahahahaahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahaahhahaha . . . ............................:wink2:

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[/QUOTE]=gforgamers;2102318]itna na jala karo .. kalay ho jao gay [/QUOTE]

hahhahahahahaahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahaahhahaha . . . ............................:wink2:[/QUOTE]

 

[gamer11]

so today i sent an sms to 8300
n this time i got the reply

so i guess you get reply only if sim is registered on your name because last time i tried from my parent's cell n reply didnt came on either one of them

atleast this issue is resolved n glad that i can vote

 

[hasnain1sds]

so today i sent an sms to 8300
n this time i got the reply

so i guess you get reply only if sim is registered on your name because last time i tried from my parent's cell n reply didnt came on either one of them

atleast this issue is resolved n glad that i can vote

Nope, this is not true. Registration of sim is irrelevant.

 

[gamer11]

Nope, this is not true. Registration of sim is irrelevant.

well for me it was quite relevant
i got reply only from my own sim but not from other 2
strange

 

[MaS007]

Is there any way for someone to cast his/her vote whose cnic was created after registration for voting was closed. :crying:

 

[sumair007]

Overseas Pakistani's ka kia scene hai?? I have many relatives scattered in UK, USA, UAE & Canada and all are PTI supporters!!! In fact of the overseas Pakistani's are PTI supporters!!

 

[armada]

Re: -|- Elections 2013 -|- Who are you going to vote for?

my entire familys vote is for pti on 11th may

 

[JetHoBattlefied]

I created this account yesterday and just got one follower. rofl

 

[r3aper]

I created this account yesterday and just got one follower. rofl

Hahaha bahut tite!