Clothing
- Don’t be a walking advertisement for a brand. Avoid shirts which have HUGE brand labels slapped on them. Subtlety is what you should aim for.
- Wear clothes that fit you well. Loosely fitted clothes give you a shabby look, and ruin the overall appearance.
- Wear a vest to conceal your real estate in the chest part.
- Match your socks to your belt, or shoes.
- Horizontal stripes make you look fat. Vertical Stripes make you look lean.
- Keep it simple. Don’t be a rainbow.
- The manliest color you can wear is Pink. Not everyone can wear Pink. Hence Pink is the epicentre of Hurricane Confidence. Chicks dig confident men.
- Jeans are supposed to be worn at your waist, not your knees. Pull that shit up.
- Don’t wear joggers out of the gym or off the track.
Grooming
- Bathe daily and use an anti perspirant deodorant. You may not smell your sweat. But the person beside you does, and he wants to punch you in the face.
- Get a proper haircut, and ask someone for honest feedback. Spiking your hair up mindlessly is not the best idea.
- Even if you buy shoes from the Landa or steal them from the Masjid, make sure you keep them clean and tidy. Shoes define a man.
- Ask Blastwave to remove Fabulous from the thread title. Its gay.