safest way as a sleepy partner

[TheBrokenMan]

a sleeping partner is an economics term which refers to someone who simply wishes to invest money into a business and wants profit. In return he won't need to do any sort of work or anything as others will be investing his money into a business and giving him back his share of the profits

a sleepy partner is when your married to a total nerd who gives you lectures on how owning an i7 990X will solve all your marital problems and won't lead to a lengthy divorce

 

[fahimbaadshah]

thx guyz for ur suggestionzzz ... anywayz i want huge profit which bank never give .. but yeah still thinking about buying dollars .... and eur0s

 

[Umair Naeem]

buy yen ....1 yen is now for 1 rupee

 

[LiV3 WiR3]

Hmm..Why don't you invest in those Bonds?....Buy As many as you can in a series!..

 

[Syavash]

z i want huge profit

Then you have a few options:

1) Rob a bank
2) Steal cars and sell their CNG kits
3) Smuggling

:lol:

@earn money from islamic banks

An islamic bank is like halal wine, it doesnt exist <_< The banking system is based upon interest, without interest there is no banking at all. These islamic banks actually end up taking more money from you in a roundabout way and say its not interest.

Source: I'm an Economics student. .......a relative tried to borrow a loan for buying a house from the so called Islamic banks and their method was retarded (and he would have ended up paying more than normal interest) and their method goes against Ahadis too.

 

[Sire Ahsan]

Source: I'm an Economics student.

Remembering your lack of basic accounting knowledge as in the shoutbox. I highly doubt you being a credible source

 

[hasanJ]

Remembering your lack of basic accounting knowledge as in the shoutbox. I highly doubt you being a credible source

remember the 160 Crore Rolls Royce? (sm1)

 

[Syavash]

remember the 160 Crore Rolls Royce? (sm1)

I cant teach you to read properly

4.5million pounds= 4,500,000 X 117 (exchange rate) = 5,26,500,000. Thats 526million Pak rupees. 1 million is 10lacs, 10million is 1 crore. 526million divided by 10= 52.6crore.

Add tax abt 300% and its 150crore approx. Considering the engine sizes of such cars, 300% tax is gonna be no big deal since I think I am rite in saying, the biger the engine, the more the tax?

@ahsan you can always use ur own common sense for a change

 

[Sire Ahsan]

LMAO!

You just self-failed yourself Syavashahahsahbhas!

4,500,000 = 4.5 million
350,000 = 0.35 million

0.35 million x 130 (more like the rate thats been for the past years, not 117) ... 4.55 Crore + 300% tax as per your assumption (4.55 + (4.55x3)) = 18.2 crore ... not 122 crore you buffooon!

By your oh so epic calculation of 350,000 pounds turning into 122crore after the 300% tax (well actually looking at your first calculation you're assuming 200% tax instead of 300% since 150 - 50 = 100 which is 200% of 50 and not 300% ... the total is 300%... but remember tax is ADDED, so full cost would be 400% of the original)

... you're making 1 pound worth 1150 rupees for gods sake ((1,220,000,000x0.33)/350000)

 

[TheBrokenMan]

LMAO!

You just self-failed yourself Syavashahahsahbhas!

4,500,000 = 4.5 million
350,000 = 0.35 million

0.35 million x 130 (more like the rate thats been for the past years, not 117) ... 4.55 Crore + 300% tax as per your assumption (4.55 + (4.55x3)) = 18.2 crore ... not 122 crore you buffooon!

By your oh so epic calculation of 350,000 pounds turning into 122crore after the 300% tax (well actually looking at your first calculation you're assuming 200% tax instead of 300% since 150 - 50 = 100 which is 200% of 50 and not 300% ... the total is 300%... but remember tax is ADDED, so full cost would be 400% of the original)

... you're making 1 pound worth 1150 rupees for gods sake ((1,220,000,000x0.33)/350000)

@ OP the best investment opportunity you can get is to invest in syavash, hire him as a corporate assassin so that companies pay YOU to destroy their competitors server systems all syavash has to do is walk into a building and VOILA all electronic devices are dead =D syavash is a walking death trap for anything electronic believe me you will make millions in hours

 

[Bluff Master]

donot buy currenicies as this would be interest based investments

 

[Joker]

buy some kerosene.buy some gun powder. buy some tnt. blow up hospitals,blow up buildings, blow up cars. it will be fun and good investment.

Joker,

 

[Bluff Master]

you forgot to say punch line"why so serious"

 

[Syavash]

LMAO!

You just self-failed yourself Syavashahahsahbhas!

4,500,000 = 4.5 million
350,000 = 0.35 million

0.35 million x 130 (more like the rate thats been for the past years, not 117) ... 4.55 Crore + 300% tax as per your assumption (4.55 + (4.55x3)) = 18.2 crore ... not 122 crore you buffooon!

By your oh so epic calculation of 350,000 pounds turning into 122crore after the 300% tax (well actually looking at your first calculation you're assuming 200% tax instead of 300% since 150 - 50 = 100 which is 200% of 50 and not 300% ... the total is 300%... but remember tax is ADDED, so full cost would be 400% of the original)

... you're making 1 pound worth 1150 rupees for gods sake ((1,220,000,000x0.33)/350000)

Point taken there :|

Still we can keepp on pointing fingers at each other :lol:


52.6 x 300/100= 157.8 so I am assuming 300% tax UNLESS the method to calculate percentages changed or somethin (lmao)

@yea I can prove my skills to the OP by coming to ur house with him and YLODiing ur PS3

---------- Post added at 02:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:36 PM ----------

donot buy currenicies as this would be interest based investments

Currencies are interest based I thought they are not allowed becuase it relies on speculation and Luck alot?

 

[Shary Bhallu TC]

Syawash is fail @ accounting

SA is AHA'some!

 

[hasanJ]

I cant teach you to read properly

160 Crore 122 Crore whts the big deal
both r way WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to far from 18 Crore (sm1)

 

[Sire Ahsan]

Point taken there :|

Still we can keepp on pointing fingers at each other :lol:


52.6 x 300/100= 157.8 so I am assuming 300% tax UNLESS the method to calculate percentages changed or somethin (lmao)

52.6 x300/100 = 157.8 ... thats the 300% tax! Whos going to add the actual cost of 52.6 dum dum ? A 52.6 crore thing taxed @ 300% would have 157.8 ADDED TO IT AS TAX !

Currencies are interest based I thought they are not allowed becuase it relies on speculation and Luck alot?

LMAO!

And he's an economics student he says! LMAO! Dude ... please. STAAAP!

 

[Rapchik Killer]

I read the past 4 pages, 2 of which is a war between ahsan and syavash, the rest is lolling at that fight but the op still didnt get his answer..

@op:

A) there is no such safe investment which gives HUGE returns, if there was then everyone in the world would keep investing there and there would be no millionaires only billionaires..

B) There is no safest way, but there are safer ways like currencies and gold.. they have decent returns too.. if you want a decent investment then their are risks involved, like property, construction or building a startup business like a fast food center or a catering business.. all of these start low and shoot high, but ofcourse you cant be a sleeping partner you have to work your ass off..

 

[hasanJ]

LMAO!

And he's an economics student he says! LMAO! Dude ... please. STAAAP!

abhi i think school pass karkay nikla hai naam ki economics hai give him a break

 

[Kane]

^ summary of thread..............!

Laddies,ladies and mods plz issue is not the crore figure here!lol