S**t Happened

[annas92]

So i was out to take paratha from chai wala pathan and suddenly a bomb fell........ on to my head.... it was a bird s**t.... yukhhhhhhhhhh thoo thoo i was like... one who has donated all his blood... sold both kidneys... so helpless :crying::crying:

does anything same happened to you too?? join the club

 

[r3aper]

Well this has happened with most of us.

But I'll share something hilarious I saw a couple months back, I was going for prayers and this kid wearing glasses was on a bike speeding towards the main road and suddenly a wild pigeon felt like taking a shit on his face.
The pigeon locked on, and SPLOOSH hit that kid (who was on a speedy bike) in the eye perfectly timing it so that it misses the spectacles and meets the eye with some gooey badness.

Bloody hilarious!

 

[musab]

^ yukhiii but lolz

 

[AsadAbrar]

Happened with me ages back when I was in my mother's college(where she teaches). I was sitting there and swoosh, something gooey fell on my head and I thought my head had started bleeding. :lol:

When my mother came, she immediately took me to wash my head. And then, when I got to know what happened; I was like Yukh!

 

[Anurin]

I think the last time I got hit was like, 3-4 years back.

 

[SEvolution]

 

[wfsoomro]

They have such precise timing. Once I was shaking my hand with a guy and as soon as our hands met, a bird dropped it's droppings on our hands -_-

 

[sexy5656]

2 times or maybe 3......the birds targetted my uniform.....

 

[ammarzubair]

pigeons are evil master minds. they wait in the corners and when you least expect it wham... crap on your head. then they hang out together and talk crap about humans

 

[cobby]

A different thing happened to me , after one week of bakra eid days last year , i was making meat with knifes inside kitchen for bar b que , instead of throwing away the Charbii thing i took it on roof so that eagles could eat it , i went downstairs again and after some time cleaned up some more charbi and took it on roof , as i reached roof kazooom a eagle came flying out of no where and hit his claws on my head , blood started spilling i was like wtf ik to khilao bi upar se maar bi

 

[Ottoman]

@OP I would suggest Red Bull. Because vengeance is sweet.

 

[annas92]

@OP I would suggest Red Bull. Because vengeance is sweet.

maaf kya becharey ko uski mummy nai hogi :crying:

 

[poakceor]

birds would be so good in FPS gaming esp for all those CS doodles (1)

 

[murtaza12]

Lol I hate pigeons...

 

[Shary Bhallu TC]

It happens with everybody I think. I have been the victim of target killing by birds too

 

[SEvolution]

Mera bas chale to pakar ker pamper pehna doon.

 

[Dr Beowulf]

Bird shit is good luck isn't it. Lol

 

[kensid]

it happened to me sooo much that i actually developed a phobia of standing under trees :/

 

[Blastwave]

Take revenge

Shit on a bird

 

[wQr hSN]

I had gone LUMHS jamshoro to meet my friend. I had never been there so i asked him if there was some thing special about the place and suddenly shit fell on my hand and everybody started laughing at me and i got my answer