NINTENDO Metroid Dread [OT] Chozo and the Will of the Queen

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From the IGN review:

The universally recognizable mix of tough puzzles, tougher boss fights, ever-evolving exploration options, and intricate level design that recent games like Hollow Knight and Ori get so right has an origin point: It’s Metroid. I love those games, but the Metroid team, a mix of old and new developers now, have shown that they know how to do it best.
Ouch! That's gotta hurt the feelings of fans of these budget games 🤣
 
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Selective choice of metascores for late ports only serves to highlight the desperation at hand 🤣

IGN: I love those games, but...queen queen hoti hai 🤣

Best accept the queen's return and bend the knee :LOL: 🤜
 
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But then the scores don't apply to everyone because games also have regional pricing so yet again your new rule fails here 🤷‍♂️:ROFLMAO:

So apparently, comparing two 2D games in the same genre doesn't make sense (because price lol), but comparing a 2D metroidvania to an open world RPG totally makes sense. CerebralTiger trying so hard to save his queen's face :ROFLMAO:
 
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Oh, I was just there to witness that someone get embarrassed 🤷‍♂️:LOL:



A higher score than the most anticipated game of 2020. Looking forward to playing it (y)
Post was made a month before the IGN Portugal review was added for Cyberpunk 🤦‍♂️ :LOL:

Still higher in ranking, though 🤷‍♂️
The actual comparison I made was within the same genre i.e. Hades 🤷‍♂️

Hades and Ori showing Housemarque and MS/Nintendo how its done. 🤜
 
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Yikes @ those regular frame time dips when running via Ryujinx :sick:

It's a mostly a perfect straight line on the Switch 🤜

Also, imagine thinking I'd need to pretend about online being an essential part of Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Splatoon, and Animal Crossing 🤣
 

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"Mostly" LMAO, wonder tool CerebralTiger is using while people on his favorite forum are complaining about frequent performance issues on the Switch version.

Also, imagine thinking I'd need to pretend about online being an essential part of Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Splatoon, and Animal Crossing 🤣
CerebralTiger forgot about this mode himself. Pretend rep 🤜 :ROFLMAO:


Meanwhile emulated version can run at 4K 120fps. Imagine playing the Switch version on a 4K TV :sick:




 
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    My withdraw
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    Reminds me of the time MS tried to charge PC gamers for online play
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    Mofos sharpened a spear and shoved it up theirs and Arrowhead's ass
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    Sony <3
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    Jeez, throwing all those sales away for the sake of PsN accounts. What a mess.
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    I have heard that it is now unplayable in countries which do not support handful of third world countries not recognized by Sony like Pakistan. Steam is a true global platform.Then they cry that console gaming is dying.
    170 + countries where Steam sells but PSN doesn't will lose access unless they use VPN
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    It has a worst rating on Steam than last years MW3 now. Jeese Sony, how can you fuck it up THIS BAD
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    I have heard that it is now unplayable in countries which do not support handful of third world countries not recognized by Sony like Pakistan. Steam is a true global platform.Then they cry that console gaming is dying.
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    How to ruin a perfectly good thing for dummies - by Sony
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    Helldivers 2 is now trending worse stream user reviews than SUICIDE SQUAD
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    Good guy Gaben refunding the game way past what the policy allows 👍
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    Poor Arrowhead getting screwed by Sony 😞
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    Gaben ki reach hai, PSN ki nahi hai. Gaben ain't stressing over publishers who rush to his store in the first place 😂
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    Gaben ki reach nah hai :(
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    saeen I don't think the PSN teams are stressing over needing to offer hundreds of thousands of refunds lol
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    fuckin' lol
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    Saeen literally glossed over the fact that PSN isn't available in those 177 countries
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