NINTENDO Metroid Dread [OT] Chozo and the Will of the Queen

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From the IGN review:

The universally recognizable mix of tough puzzles, tougher boss fights, ever-evolving exploration options, and intricate level design that recent games like Hollow Knight and Ori get so right has an origin point: It’s Metroid. I love those games, but the Metroid team, a mix of old and new developers now, have shown that they know how to do it best.
Ouch! That's gotta hurt the feelings of fans of these budget games 🤣
 
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Selective choice of metascores for late ports only serves to highlight the desperation at hand 🤣

IGN: I love those games, but...queen queen hoti hai 🤣

Best accept the queen's return and bend the knee :LOL: 🤜
 
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But then the scores don't apply to everyone because games also have regional pricing so yet again your new rule fails here 🤷‍♂️:ROFLMAO:

So apparently, comparing two 2D games in the same genre doesn't make sense (because price lol), but comparing a 2D metroidvania to an open world RPG totally makes sense. CerebralTiger trying so hard to save his queen's face :ROFLMAO:
 
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Oh, I was just there to witness that someone get embarrassed 🤷‍♂️:LOL:



A higher score than the most anticipated game of 2020. Looking forward to playing it (y)
Post was made a month before the IGN Portugal review was added for Cyberpunk 🤦‍♂️ :LOL:

Still higher in ranking, though 🤷‍♂️
The actual comparison I made was within the same genre i.e. Hades 🤷‍♂️

Hades and Ori showing Housemarque and MS/Nintendo how its done. 🤜
 
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Yikes @ those regular frame time dips when running via Ryujinx :sick:

It's a mostly a perfect straight line on the Switch 🤜

Also, imagine thinking I'd need to pretend about online being an essential part of Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Splatoon, and Animal Crossing 🤣
 

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"Mostly" LMAO, wonder tool CerebralTiger is using while people on his favorite forum are complaining about frequent performance issues on the Switch version.

Also, imagine thinking I'd need to pretend about online being an essential part of Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Splatoon, and Animal Crossing 🤣
CerebralTiger forgot about this mode himself. Pretend rep 🤜 :ROFLMAO:


Meanwhile emulated version can run at 4K 120fps. Imagine playing the Switch version on a 4K TV :sick:




 
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