Playstation It Only Does Logo Licensing.

Radical

FUCK Y 'all !
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Funny article, wanted to post so here it is.

Sony doesn't want to give us cross-game chat? Fine, screw'em and watch us laugh all the way to the bank when our officially licensed Cross-Game Chat Cans go on sale. Using these patented tin cans embossed with the PlayStation logo, you can chat up whomever is on the other end of the string. Maybe your friend is playing Uncharted 2 and you're playing God of War III or maybe your bud is sitting in his own filth and you're making dinner – it doesn't matter because our officially licensed Cross-Game Chat Cans bridge the gap Sony hasn't been able to.
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It never fails. You get that hot new PS3 exclusive, you run home, pop it in, and discover you need to download a patch or a new firmware. Well, what better way to watch the progress bar fill in than by kicking your feet up in the officially licensed PlayStation 3 lounge chair?! It's leather, it's got a footrest, and its foam padding will let you watch your PS3 slowly update and restart in style. Nod off if you like; it might be done updating when you wake.
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Bitter about the Xbox 360's fall lineup? Halo: Reach? Fable III? Well, pick up our officially licensed PS3 eggs. These are perfect for the angry PlayStation fanboy. Just pick these babies up, drive on down to the midnight launch of your most hated Xbox 360 game, and hurl away. The fans in line won't know what hit them until you've peeled out and they've discovered the smashed PS3 logos on the eggs now covering their clothing. Console wars FTW!
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More at http://ps3.ign.com/articles/110/1109926p1.html

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May 8, 2009
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Hey, cheapskates! How's that Wii treating you? Oh… oh, really? You're not playing it anymore? You wish you had just tacked on another $100 or so and got a PS3? Well, you probably don't want to shell out another $300, so why not just pick up our official PS3 Wiimote condom? Hide the Wii, and when your ill-informed friends come over, you can just pretend that you have a PS3 and PlayStation Move… with less-accurate controls… and visuals that aren't in high-def.
The Official PS3 Wiimote Condom. Licensing Gone Wild indeed! (lmao)
 

Katashi

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Let's hand it to Microsoft everyone: the company's consoles are pretty much guaranteed to break, but at least the house Windows built has a decent and fairly painless repair system… Microsoft just no longer happily provides you with the box to send in your broken Xbox. What do you say we stick it to them? Buy out officially licensed, PS3-branded Xbox 360 coffins and send back your red-ringed wonder in style.
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