If I were Arsal, I'd start this thread with a fancy ass quote about language and communication, but I'm not him. He's awesome. So lets just dive right into it.
On the internet, the medium of communication is mostly text. This Text is your clothing, your personality and your shoes. Its your personality.
We take care of our outlook in real life and this thread will give you tips about how to look good in your internet life. These basic tips will also help you in your professional life.
To get my message accross, I'm going to quote some posts without permission. But I wont mention names to avoid legal prosecution.
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when ever I play fifa Mulitplayer with bro ..I experience stuttering and lag after a while and fps seems to be locked at 30 ..but sometimes even lags at 50-60 fps ..Its a new problem I got after updating to 300+ drivers ..In online matches it works fine as well as in other games ..temperatures of GPu are also stable ...should I backdate the drivers or update to latest 306 ?
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Whenever I play fifa multiplayer with bro, I experience stuttering and lag after a while. FPS seems to be locked at 30, but sometimes even lags at 50-60 FPS. Its a new problem I got after updating to 300+ drivers.
In online matches it works fine, as well as in other games.. the temperatures of the GPU are also stable. Should I backdate the drivers or update to latest 306?
See the difference? This is modern day torture:
So this tale start from this thread
gtx 680 gtx 580 gtx 570 hd 7950 hd 7970 hd 6970, I was very convinced and iinterested in buying from way long the GPU called GTX680 especially with high-end brands, anyways got the person, called him next day after he posted the thread, Well I talked to him like 2 hours between where I took the short break for namaz meanwhile the story he told me that are his words
" Meray Maa Baap mar chukaay hain bhai esii chakkar mien aur meray pass yeah samaan just aysay he para howa hai mien bus nikalna chahta hoon, aur mien Khi mien rehta tha just abbhi yahaan move howa hoon (in Sukkur) apnay relatives kay pass reh raha hoon ... blaaahhh blaaah .. coming to the deal ... Acha bhai GTX680 tuh reserve ho chuka hai aur woh HITMAN bhai nay reserve kerwaya hai bara nice banda hai woh, ( In between---- Yaar app ka trade score Zero hai aur trust kerna buhat mushkil hai jab kay mien straight banda hoon--- so he started the same story about his past .. and then ... Yaar mien kia karoon aur kaysay yaqeen dilaoon,... saaf baat hai ab yeah waysay duniya bhi nahi rahii kay kesii per trust keya jayeah
" ... Anyways .. then .. I decided to buy the GTX 580OC and (i7 3770K)-(Asus Maximus V extreme z77)-(Plus the dominator GT rams DDR3-2100bus 16gigz) round about 1 Lac 15000 Thousand was the amount ... where He was providing me the full warranty except the gpu .. I was very amazed with price ... so I told him
" Yaar eik kaam karo app mujjhay send kerdo.. jaysay he mujjhay milaay ga mien app ko amount send kar doonga lekin app ka bank account kis mien hai ?
" He said
" Yaar bank account mien rakhta nahi mujjhay easy paisa karwado
" I said ..
" Bhai itnee amount mien kaysay easy paisa karwaoon is mien tuh limit hotee hai 15 tak ki I think ..
" he said koi masla nahi eik waqt mien Nic change ker ker bhi send kartaay ho kam say kam app ko 40 50K tuh daynaay parieen gay
" so then I quite for the moment then he said
" Yaar acha app ko bharoosa nahi horaha hoga na kay meray pass Bank Account nahi tuh agar mien ney fraud keeya bhi tuh app baad mien mujjhay kaysay pakro gay?
" I was quite ............. then he said again the same words Yaar sahii baat hai woh he kay app kyun yaqeen karo gay mujh per ? " Anyways I just said " Yaar aysee baat nahi hai per yeh buhat risky hai zahir hai doubt tuh hota hai ..." Now continuing the previous tale when I offered Namaz I thought if he is right then it wouldnt be a problem for him so I decided to drive through Sukkur which will probably take 3 hours for me at max speed ... So I called him again ... and I told him that " Yaar mien confuse hogaya hoon mujjhay yeah samjh mien araha hai kay app ko akar mien wahaan kudh paisay day doon aur app say samaan uthaa loon .. simple... " NOOOOWWW the Reaction ... Yaar 5min mien zara wash room say ajaoon ... so put it on hold and exactly took 5min ... and now the words------ " Yaar aysa hai kay yeah mushkil hai buhat kyun kay mien yahaan akaylaa reh raha hoon apnay relatives kay sath tuh woh bardasht nahi karieen gay tuh kay koi ayeah " ... then I said to him .. " Bhai ab baat mujjhay samjh mien nahi arahii hai ab jab mien kudh araha hoon aur Hand to Hand deal kerna chah raaha hoon tuh app keh rahay ho masala hai " anyways ... Now ... He is saying " Yaar bhai masala app nahi samjho gay mujjhay pata hai kay kesii aur kay ghar mien rehna kaysa hota hai bahlaay woh app kitnaay he qareebi hoon per apnaay apnay hotay hain " So I said " Bhai eik kaam kertaay hain eik do teen chaar ker hum log mil laytaay hain Ya jahaan app bolo .. " Now ... Hahaha ... What he said .. " Yaar masala yeah hai kay mien mil nahi sakta bahar akar .. sahii baat hai bus jab say woh hadsaa howa hai meray dil mien daar sa beht gaya hai tuh ab mien nahi nikal sakta.. aur phir yeah samaan aur cash ab kudh samjh saktaay ho kay kis tarhaan ka mahool chal raha hai ajj kal ... " I said ... " Bhai yeah baat samjh mien nahi arahii hai abbhi tuh paisay bhejnaay ko keh rahay thay aur zahir hai jahaan say app laytaay wahaan tuh app ko jana paarta he na ... " Tuh he said " Bhai woh tuh meray rishtay daar ki dokaan hai barabar mien he us say lay layta jakar " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now I said to him " Bhai tuh teekh hai agar app ko itna masala hai tuh mien wahaan akar paisay day jaoonga aur samaan uthaa kar lay jaoonga app ko anaay ki zaroorat nahi hai " HAHAHAHAHHA This is point where he just got no option and told me that " Mien app ko baad mien batata hoon Yes Ya No mien "
Anyways I waited till 8pm and then msg him on his cell phone " kay bhai kia mood hai ? " He said " Nahi yaar " I said OK.... Now round about 10 or may be 20min he msg me again and asked me " Yaar app eik kaam karo gay ? I said kia ? He said Yaar eik banday ko mer refrence day do takkay usay yaqeen ajayea ( Kyun kay woh keh raha hai kay kesii baray banday ka refrence do )....... I said No bhai mien yeah kaam nahi kersakta Sorry ... and that person was HITMAN .... LOLZ ........
The most common punctuation mistake is incorrect placement. This is applicable to all punctuation marks. (? . ! , etc)
WRONG! said:
I was a founder of a group at facebook . I was pretty much the only admin since the last 3,4 years
WRONG! said:
I was a founder of a group at facebook .I was pretty much the only admin since the last 3,4 years
WRONG! said:
I was a founder of a group at facebook.I was pretty much the only admin since the last 3,4 years
RIGHT! said:
I was a founder of a group at facebook. I was pretty much the only admin since the last 3,4 years.
The period is placed RIGHT AFTER the end of sentence. If you wish to begin the next sentence, you need to give a single SPACE, and then continue typing. Also applicable to question mark(?), exclamation mark(!), comma(,), etc.
Periods and commas
Periods and commas are used as
speed breakers and
stop signs in language. A period/fullstop/dot signifies the end of a sentence, and a comma signifies a pause between two sentences. Without them, your text will not make sense.
- Use the period to signify the end or completion of a sentence
.
- Use the comma to signify a break between sentences
, so that you may be able to give better structure to your sentence.
^ The above were examples of how you should use a period and comma.
I'm not going to go into
! and
? as everyone knows what they do.
Usage of Apostrophe '
Read
this
Common words and their usage.
They're: Short for
They are.
They're going to KFC.
Their: Used to show possesion.
Their plane was hijacked by Hussey.
I'm not going to go into ? and ! since everyone knows how to use those two.. even Zardari.
This thread is open to suggestions and criticism. Valuable suggestions will be added to the main post.
