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UmairS1

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EPIC STORY... ! Here we go!


I was 18
was forced to hang out with my cousin
My cousin's NickName is Billie (Bilal)


Go to a shopping centre
Pick up chicks
Group of 3
1 fat chick
2 hotties


fat chick leaves
fuckyeah


Both of us like the 1 girl
Girl's name is Jean


Get her number
Be friends for 1 year


Cousin Billie admits to me he's in love with her
Cousin asks out Jean on a date


She rejects him tells him she loves me
Cousin gets mad


She tell him that she's pregnant with my child


Cousin Billie comes over to my house
demands explanation
i tell him::::


Spoiler: show
♫♫♫ Billie, jean is not my lover ♫♫♫
♪♪♪ she's just a girl who says that I am the one, ♪♪♪
♫♫♫ but the kid is not my son ♫♫♫
[video=youtube;B02LXuKWGTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B02LXuKWGTI[/video]

SOURCE 4Chan (editted it slightly)
 
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Ali Man

Ali Man

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I don't think Michael Jackson's song should be used in such cases man (Have a lot of respect for the man and his work, who may not be alive but still).
 
hg1217

hg1217

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^ you need to have listened to the song "Billie jean" by michael jackson to make sense out of it.
 
dexter786

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kia alla story he :p

---------- Post added at 02:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:46 PM ----------

yelo jisay story samjh me ni aai :p
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Blastwave

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Dear Darwin,

You said Evolution will have exceptions, you should have given us an ethical guideline on how get rid of them.

Thank you.
 
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