The Art of taking a leak.

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omarko

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My previous thread was closed due our great mod's comprehension skills. Ill not waste time over that.
The title can be a bit misleading. Ill explain. And nope, there won't be any poll, I don't think I want this thread locked, ever.
Being born in born in a modern Pakistani family your mom teaches you everything about potty training there is to know but most of us literate are taught to pee on the commode* instead of the Indian toilet or the WC** by sitting on the commode or squatting on the WC. (I am in no way calling the people who use a WC illiterate) So us Pakistani men, we pee while sitting and then we perform "istanja" or simply wash after ourselves. And this goes on for like forever until we die.
When most of us go abroad or go to 5 star hotels, over there urinals are very much common. You realize that they don't sit when they pee. Instead, they stand, open their fly, do their business and go away. They don't even bother washing after their business. (Hygiene is a factor no doubt but we will address that later) Urinal are not very common in Pakistan but we know how they work but still most of us prefer sitting on the commode and pee while sitting even abroad. Even in India, most men pee while standing now.
Some years ago, on a orkut based community there was this random topic where this guy told me how he got teased that he is a girl. He got teased because he had the habit of peeing while sitting down. So inorder to man up, he started peeing while sitting down. And recently on the internet I saw an image about the advantages and disadvantages of peeing while sitting. There were many advantages; you can aim easily, take a shit simultaneously, text message, go hands free n etc. There were 50 of them. And there was only ONE disadvantage: No matter how many advantages you have while sitting and peeing, you are still a pussy who does his business like a woman. Bottomline: If you pee while sitting down, you are a girl. Its like wearing knickers, make up, lips stick or dresses.
That is the generalization in the West. They do not really care about the hygiene, considering their vast use of toilet papers for istanja.

Now coming back to Pakistan. Considering we are a muslim state and purity is one half of faith, most of us, we tend to sit down and wash our selves. But Urinals are there is public bathrooms in schools, hotels, airports, etc.

I have always pee'd while sitting down, like since the beginning. But when I went to 'Muricah and became familiar with the internetz, I realised the possibilities. Nowadays, I usually improvise. :D When I don't feel like it, I just do it while standing... but usually it is our traditional woman's pussy way.

I would love to write more... but I am used to writing too much.

How do you do YOU take a leak?

And while we are at it, when you are in the West what about taking a shit? Considering there are no muslim showers and lotas in public bathrooms, what do you do?

And this topic has nothing disgusting about it. We are merely discussing one of the greatest pleasures given to Man by Allah. :>

oh and;
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PS: Muslims Showers <3
 

yasir777

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Don't tell me you wrote all this all by yourself !

Seriously MAN ! :p

Anyways , How Do I take a Leak ?
Answer:- I sit on a commode , Take the leak , use the muslim shower ... Then .... Wash my hands , Open the washroom's door , And come out with a relieved face :p
 
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