ok over the past few years of using Steam i have encountered some really funny and sometimes disturbing chats with ppl -.-
now i had a lot of them saved but they got deleted but heres a couple i have been meaning to post for a long time
<{MeTaL} Warchief is me>
<TF2 added the feature to trade items and weapons ingame and one guy "bongas" from Pakgamers AKA "[Pak] Soap" was new to TF2 and i was mentoring him kind of and all of a sudden he opens a Trade with me and gives me a New Unlockable Weapon which i accept and heres what happened>
so i decided to share it with fellow TF2 players. I showed it to Static AKA alimirza and he laughed naturally then came the lolz when i decided to share it with NiggaZombie AKA Catbert AKA TheBrokenMan>
it aint that funny but it sure is weird
i had a really good one about a convo between me and TheBrokenman about overclocking and some gay stuff *snip*snip*
shame it got deleted
now i had a lot of them saved but they got deleted but heres a couple i have been meaning to post for a long time
<{MeTaL} Warchief is me>
<TF2 added the feature to trade items and weapons ingame and one guy "bongas" from Pakgamers AKA "[Pak] Soap" was new to TF2 and i was mentoring him kind of and all of a sudden he opens a Trade with me and gives me a New Unlockable Weapon which i accept and heres what happened>
<After this convo i got very confused as to WTF was that[PAK]Soap: please remeber!
[PAK]Soap: i gave it to you so i will take something back one day when i need something form u (in TF2)
[PAK]Soap: OK?
[PAK]Soap: REMEBER!!!!
{MeTaL} Warchief: no
[PAK]Soap: bye dude
[PAK]Soap: i hope you don't forget it
[PAK]Soap: what no?
[PAK]Soap: what no?(u are scaring me)
{MeTaL} Warchief: i wont give anything away for free
{MeTaL} Warchief: everythign is trade
[PAK]Soap: thats very bad
[PAK]Soap: so if that is so then i will see you at the day of judgement
[PAK]Soap: i will take revenge then
{MeTaL} Warchief: sure
[PAK]Soap: i am serious!!!!!!!!!!!!
{MeTaL} Warchief: ill meet u tht day
[PAK]Soap: u have hurt me with that and betrayed me!
[PAK]Soap: comon dude
[PAK]Soap: thats not how a muslim is?
{MeTaL} Warchief: maybe im not a good muslime
{MeTaL} Warchief: or maybe i dont take trade in game seriously?
[PAK]Soap: we are Muslims and we should be truthful not deceive our fellow brothers!
[PAK]Soap: yes but i do take it seriously!!!!(i trsusted u )
[PAK]Soap: i trusted you!
{MeTaL} Warchief: why? :|
[PAK]Soap: cuz you are a muslim.....
[PAK]Soap: no other reason!
{MeTaL} Warchief: zardari is also a muslim
[PAK]Soap: and look how you ruin the name of muslims!
{MeTaL} Warchief: but i will trust Obama more than him
{MeTaL} Warchief: the guy who snatched my mobile was also a muslim
[PAK]Soap: yeh but he didn't betray me like u did!
{MeTaL} Warchief: meh
[PAK]Soap: so they will be punished
{MeTaL} Warchief: being a muslim doesnt mean u blindly trust ppl
[PAK]Soap: and so will u
{MeTaL} Warchief: shuld i give someoen my car and hope tht he will someday give me his car?
[PAK]Soap: oh yeah ......being a muslim means that u should be truthful
[PAK]Soap: HADITH from sahih BUKHARI " none of you belive until he wants for his brother what he wants for himself"
{MeTaL} Warchief: acha
[PAK]Soap: These are the words of our beloved Prophet (SAW0
[PAK]Soap: SAW*
{MeTaL} Warchief: they are?
[PAK]Soap: yes they are
[PAK]Soap: i have told u its from sahi bukhari
[PAK]Soap: and just imagine the day when he will look at you .....that this is what my ummat did
[PAK]Soap: betray thier own selves
[PAK]Soap: betray thier own brothers!
{MeTaL} Warchief: i stole a piece of ingame polygon?
[PAK]Soap: Maybe it is not as much valuable for u than it was for me!
[PAK]Soap: i feel like crying right now for u
{MeTaL} Warchief: acha
[PAK]Soap: and foor how the muslims have become betrayers
[PAK]Soap: for*
[PAK]Soap: PLESAE i ask you once again...
[PAK]Soap: please remeber the favour
[PAK]Soap: will you remeber it?
[PAK]Soap: will you????
{MeTaL} Warchief: nope
[PAK]Soap: i thought that after this talk you would have changed your mind but u did't
{MeTaL} Warchief: i wont change my mind if u whack me with a hammer
[PAK]Soap: i won't "wack u with the hammer"
[PAK]Soap: nor will i abuse u
[PAK]Soap: nor will i ever abuse u
[PAK]Soap: cuz i am not like u!
{MeTaL} Warchief: im saying extremes wont work wht will a speech do?
[PAK]Soap: i am a true MUSLIM
{MeTaL} Warchief: im not
[PAK]Soap: i am proud to be one!
[PAK]Soap: may Allah help you
[PAK]Soap: to be one
[PAK]Soap: and may Allah help u to follow the rite path
[PAK]Soap: (ameen)
{MeTaL} Warchief: acha
[PAK]Soap: even if a person had a little faith one would have said "AMEEN" istead of "ACHA"
{MeTaL} Warchief: acha
[PAK]Soap: thats not funny
so i decided to share it with fellow TF2 players. I showed it to Static AKA alimirza and he laughed naturally then came the lolz when i decided to share it with NiggaZombie AKA Catbert AKA TheBrokenMan>here is another convo i had with "Soap" about PG Market PlaceCatbert: WTF
Catbert: is this
{MeTaL} Warchief: u tell me
Catbert: trade in game
Catbert: what /=
{MeTaL} Warchief: over a gun he gave me in the first place for free
Catbert: A FUN
Catbert: GUN
Catbert: A REAL GUN
Catbert: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
{MeTaL} Warchief: 9mm
Catbert: TERA DAMAG KHARAB HAI =S
{MeTaL} Warchief: wht?
Catbert: YOU KEEP
Catbert: A GUN
Catbert: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
{MeTaL} Warchief: my mamu keeps a Biekel a PumpAction a Rifle some repeaters and u dont know how many Pistols
{MeTaL} Warchief: i got an AK47 Illegal
Catbert: =S
Catbert: okay ...
Catbert: note to sel
Catbert: self
Catbert: NEVER
Catbert: EVER
Catbert: EVER
Catbert: EVER
Catbert: EVER
Catbert: meet you ...
{MeTaL} Warchief: heres the gun he gave me
{MeTaL} Warchief: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Shortstop
{MeTaL} Warchief:
Catbert: YOU ASSFACE FAGGOT
Catbert: IM ZGOING TO SMACK YOU SO BAD
{MeTaL} Warchief: whts the word
{MeTaL} Warchief: Chutya bun gaya
Catbert: YOUR GRANDCHILDRENS GRANDCHILDREN WILL FEEL THE PAIN
it aint that funny but it sure is weird
Thats all i have that survived>HA< Soap: AOA
{MeTaL} Warchief: ws
{MeTaL} Warchief: ki haal
>HA< Soap: aap ke PG pe acha contacts hain ?
{MeTaL} Warchief: kinda of why?
>HA< Soap: some one has messed up with my thread by insulting me on PG
{MeTaL} Warchief: link tht thread
>HA< Soap: its not that bad
>HA< Soap: but i think that its really in appropriate
>HA< Soap: here u go
>HA< Soap: http://www.pakgamers.com/forums/f63/god-war-3-red-dead-74765/index2.html
>HA< Soap: read post no.12 by edward
>HA< Soap: and also by styler
{MeTaL} Warchief: its nothing serious
>HA< Soap: hmmm....its not abusive language but i think that this is a big garbage
{MeTaL} Warchief: well ur price is high
{MeTaL} Warchief: and ppl r expressing their opinions
>HA< Soap: i agree on that
>HA< Soap: totally
>HA< Soap: but if u look at thread 11
>HA< Soap: u see that i ahve reduced the price
>HA< Soap: but still some ppl ( edward ) has a bug up his ass
{MeTaL} Warchief: chor a
{MeTaL} Warchief: yar
>HA< Soap: about the X price
{MeTaL} Warchief: ur taking tension for nothing
>HA< Soap: X price means (OLD) price
>HA< Soap: do u knw what was thier main purpose ( THEY DONT HAVE TO BUY IT).....
>HA< Soap: they just need to INCREASE THIER NO. of posts
>HA< Soap: thats why they do such type of crapping
{MeTaL} Warchief: no man
{MeTaL} Warchief: just ignore it
{MeTaL} Warchief: if they directly abuse
{MeTaL} Warchief: u report to Shary
>HA< Soap: too late, i ahve already PMEd him
>HA< Soap: and i have written a VERY long complaint
>HA< Soap: in which i ahve tried to prove my point
>HA< Soap: and i think that i succeeded....!
>HA< Soap: lets see what does he say
>HA< Soap: if u know him very well....then maybe u cud help me
>HA< Soap: ??
{MeTaL} Warchief: chor yar
{MeTaL} Warchief: seriously ur making a mountain out of a mole hill
>HA< Soap: i am hurt
>HA< Soap: i am seriously hurt ( from the inside)
{MeTaL} Warchief:
{MeTaL} Warchief: wht r u going to do in life?
>HA< Soap: cuz always ppl keep insulting me on PG
{MeTaL} Warchief: ur gonna let ppl walk all over u?
{MeTaL} Warchief: to hell with them
>HA< Soap: do u knw what some ppl say me:
{MeTaL} Warchief: man up
{MeTaL} Warchief: wht?
>HA< Soap: they say , bonga
>HA< Soap: when the name is BONGAS
>HA< Soap: there is an S
{MeTaL} Warchief: hmm
>HA< Soap: if someone calls u that , wud u just say " chor yar"
>HA< Soap: ??
>HA< Soap: tell na ?
>HA< Soap: no , u will take some action
>HA< Soap: !!!!!!!!
{MeTaL} Warchief: if any random guy on the internet tells me to go fuck urselfi wuldnt take him seriously
{MeTaL} Warchief: its the INTERNET dont take it seriously
>HA< Soap: hmmm.....
>HA< Soap: alright so lets follow u
>HA< Soap: now tell me , what do u need me to do ?
>HA< Soap: considering that i ahve PMed him
{MeTaL} Warchief: drop shary a PM tell him xyz is crapping my thread
>HA< Soap: @Sharry
{MeTaL} Warchief: and thts it
{MeTaL} Warchief: let him take action
>HA< Soap: i ahve done that
{MeTaL} Warchief: then forget everything now
{MeTaL} Warchief: move on with life
>HA< Soap: ok, so shud i know CHILL
>HA< Soap: ok, so i am chill
>HA< Soap: np with me now
>HA< Soap: i hope ur plan works.
>HA< Soap: i will PM u on PG about whats the result
{MeTaL} Warchief: u do tht
>HA< Soap: bye dude, i gtg SLEEP
>HA< Soap: and thansk for that (not so convincing) help
i had a really good one about a convo between me and TheBrokenman about overclocking and some gay stuff *snip*snip*
shame it got deleted
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