PakGamers 1st DOTA 2 5v5 Tournament Concludes - Winner Grand Ordinance

Desolator

King
Jan 21, 2007
6,901
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Rawalpindi, Pakistan
PAKGAMERS & Pakistan DOTA Community
1st DOTA 2 5v5 Tournament
Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/PakGamersDOTA25v5



Prizes

1st Prize is 40 Rares or Equivalent + 2 games (Just Cause & Trine 2)
2nd Prize is 25 Rares or Equivalent

3rd Prize is 15 Rares or Equivalent

Note: 1 Key == 2 Mythicals == 5 Rares


Dates
23rd August - 1st September

Teams
Format: Team Name - Captain’s PG ID - Captain’s Steam ID - Items submitted - contact info
Team Dota 2 Profile &
Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show


Member 1
Member 2
Member 3
Member 4
Member 5


1. TXF (The X-Factor) - Nomyy - Steamd ID: zeeshthegame - 5 Rares - 03145678039 - [email protected]
Team Profile &
Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show
TXF.ZeeshTheGame - zeeshthegame
TXF.Nomy[A] - beast_s
TXF.Slynero - fear_cr7
TXF.Blitzerine - blitzerine
TXF.Emaad - emaad1


2.
The Nexus - No PG ID yet - Steam ID: SkT - 1 key - 03005538250 - [email protected]
Team Members - no link yet
Spoiler: show

Mustafa* - SkT
Ali Khan - Ryuzaaki
Waqar - Mister Sinister
Ali-Slayed_Pride
Jawwad-LevenT


3. TmP - AvengerQQ - Steam ID: canc3r12345 - 2 Mythicals* - 03433555716 - [email protected]
Team Members - no link yet
Spoiler: show
canc3r12345
gdkillingstorm
jal_pari
port500
fi5hie


4. fapfapfapp - No PG ID - Steam ID: say_gooby_pls - 5 Rares - 03456416225 - [email protected]
Team members - http://dotabuff.com/teams/310001
Spoiler: show
Azhar - Taxta
Abrar - UnPreDictable^
Arsalan - PK | J!nn3.Q
Adeel* - say_gooby_pls
Anzal - 269.BetrayerOFLight


5. Retards - pgamer88 - Steam ID: kser - 5 rares - 0333-2731891 - [email protected]
Team Members - no link yet


6. DesoHaters - d3s0lator - Steam ID: d3s0lator - 5 rares - [email protected]
Team Members - no link yet
Spoiler: show

d3s0lator -http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198027873924
Infernas
JustOrdinary
No one
Dijinero


7. Team Dignity - No PG ID yet - Steam Nick Name: T1Tan - 5 rares - 03462343021 - [email protected]
Team Members - no link yet
Spoiler: show
T1TaN-http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066396387/
Frosty-http://steamcommunity.com/id/__gangnamstyle__
Dr.No-http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198084931200/
Izzy-http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065155233
Ferrero-http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071005869
Simba-http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052913937


8. Grand Ordinance - arhum - Steam ID: fr3ak274 - 1 key - 03344151227 - [email protected]
T
eam Profile and Team Members Steam IDs


9.
Good Going Well Played (GGWP) - No PG ID - Steam ID: Khaymanz - 1 key - 0332-9240553 - [email protected]
Team Profile & Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show

http://dotabuff.com/teams/105304
Khayyam Khan ID:Khaymanz
Babrak ID:iz_bako
Ibrahim ID:http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ibi_mon/
Khizer ID: khizer123
Hamza ID:http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063630135/


10.
Craken - Tultras - Steam ID: Tultras - 2 Mythicals - 03333407270 - [email protected]
Team Profile and Team Members IDs
Spoiler: show


Tultras - Tultras
goldendays2003 - goldendays_2003
ASKnASK - asknask
K3yser - K3yserZ
Steam ID: KaiserSoza
dododo123,
kingslayer




11.
Death Doctors (DD) - No PG ID - KoNviCT - 5 rares - [email protected]
Team Profile & Team Members Steam IDs


12.
Dark Of The Fallen - Andrial - Steam ID: Andrial_Voller - 2 Mythicals - 0345-4704784 - [email protected]
Team Profile & Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show

http://dotabuff.com/teams/328868

Andrial- Andrial_Voller
Dante - majamis363
Big Mike - tigerclaw100000
Chillax- daikaga
TRE@T- majamis339


13. ZETAAAA - mavrick - Steam ID: cATHERINE zETA JONES - 5 rares - 03048496665 - [email protected]
Team Profile & Team Members Steam IDs
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cATHERINE zETA JONES
See You Soon
FPWL
***_____***
R4-


14. light55's Team - shinwari007 - Steam ID: light55 - 2 Mythicals - 3345347044
Team Profile & Team Members Steam IDs

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light55
jeep0333
slimshaddy
wacky
dead_eye
A.T


15. Charas - ModMonsta - Steam Community :: M[A]ltide - 1 key - 03451151146
Team Profile and Team Members
Spoiler: show
Steam Community :: M[A]ltide
Hawk
|VigGosS|
+ 2 more



16. Pk//GamingDemonZzz - No PG ID - Steam ID: ģȡ\\D3|V|õῆ - rares - 3429578625
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs
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ģȡ\\D3|V|õῆ
ģȡ|..::KINŠŁAYΞR::..
ģȡ|:♣:FaN-boY:♣:
GD|TiTaN
riDDleS?


17. The Insane Terrorist Squad (TITS) - Sigurat - Steam ID: Sigurat - 5 rares - [email protected]
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs


18. 9 Lives - No PG ID - Steam ID:
WayyTooSexxy - 5 rares - 03225060012 ( Muhammad Hamza) - [email protected]
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show
Muhammad Hama - WayyTooSexxy
Yousaf Gill - Gillo
Ali Asad - Ali A
Munawar - YOLO
Waqas - Eraser


19. Incognito. - No PG ID - Steam ID: salarkhan94 - 5 rares - [email protected]
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs


20.
hakoo namo tataaa - PGID: the rayed - STEAM ID: RNBDV - 5 rares - 03455300074
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs
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Rayed Naveed- Steam ID: rnbdv
burhan- Steam ID: rnbdv br0ken_mb
ahmed- Steam ID: rnbdv ksk182
fawad- Steam ID: rnbdv bladematics
hannan - Steam ID: rnbdv hani
fazzi- Steam ID: rnbdv mykrov




21.
Professional Gaming - Quadka - Steam ID: demo48 - 2 Mythicals - 0321-4254262 - [email protected]
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs

22. Pseudo Dark - sohaib50k - Steam ID: darkcarthage - 5 rares - 3425449752
Team Profile and Team Members Steam IDs
Spoiler: show


http://dotabuff.com/teams/459630
Sobo - darkcarthage
Whack - whacklin
US - Code lyoko
LL - sobo40
WL - Weed
Ass - ^^^^^[DARK_TERROR]^^^^^




Standin players
Format: PG ID - Steam ID

Steam ID: Venomalz (TmP Standin player)
Steam ID: lolbashir (DesoHaters Standin player)
Steam Community :: PTP (Stand-in for team TXF)
"w4r_m4chine" Steam Community :: w4r_m4chine (Stand-in for team DesoHaters)
"dublu" Steam Community :: dublu (Stand-in for team DesoHaters)
Steam ID: .skZ (Stand-in for team Craken)
Steam ID: PyroKhan (Stand-in for team Craken)
Steam ID: Rami Jakat (Stand in for team GamingDemons)
Steam Name: nuke (Standin for DesoHaterz)


ModMonsta - Steam ID: M[A]ltide
StrikerX - Steam ID: Korrupter
DeathKnight - Steam ID: Death Knight
dododo123
baqai - Steam ID: sbaqai
extremlycool - Steam ID:extremlycool
alixalman - Steam id : ew_zodiac - Role : carry/semi carry (can support too if needed), Wins : 702, Win : 58%

Rules

Tournament Rules

  • 24 Teams
  • Double Elimination
  • All matches played will be a best of 1 except for winner bracket finals, loser bracket finals and grand finals.
  • The winner bracket and loser bracket finals will be a best of 3
  • The grand finals will be a best of 5
  • The team reaching the grand finals from winner bracket will have a 1 game advantage


Match Specific Rules

  • All team players should be ready 5 minutes before the starting time allotted for a match. Not doing so could result in a free pass or priority selection awarded to the opposing team at the moderator’s discretion.
  • Standin players are permitted, but can only be picked from a pre-designated pool of players. No random players previously unknown will be allowed to take slots
  • In the lobby apart from the teams participating, players in broadcast channel 1 & 2 ONLY are allowed to cast/admin the game. This includes 3-4 casters, 1 streamer and 1-2 admin. They are also requested to refrain from chatting except when communicating with team and making announcements.
  • Backdooring is allowed unlike some prior Dota 1 tournaments (backdoor protection still applies)
  • If a player disconnects, there will be a pause for upto 5 mins before the game is resumed. If the player doesn’t joins back, the team will have to play with the remaining heroes but can control the hero of the player not available.
  • Two pauses are allowed for each team and this can be modified by the acting match moderator.
  • Matches can be forfeited by calling GG. Only the captains may do so for a team. If the game ends after GG is called, it signifies a victory for the opposing team.
  • If there is a pause without the moderator’s consent, the game may be unpaused as such.
  • Any and all hostile behavior to either the spectators, moderators or players can result in a forfeiture in a match. As we cater to all age groups, being vocally rude is not permitted at any time.


Draft rules

  • Game mode will be Captains mode
  • Map used will be Tournament version
  • The higher seed has Selection Priority (1-24 where 1 is the highest and 24 is the lowest).
  • The team with Selection Priority gets to either pick their side of the map or the drafting order.
  • The server will be Luxembourg i.e. EU WEST
  • If it is a best of 3 then the team with a higher seed has Selection Priority for game one and then alternates for game two. If it goes to a third game, the higher seed has Selection Priority again.



Registration

  • All teams must register before 22 Aug 2013. No late registrations will be permitted.
  • There is an entry fee of 5 rares/2 mythicals/1 key which will be added to the final prize pool.
  • The items will be transferred to a steam account controlled only by moderators of the tournament.
  • The team captain can register his team at the following link https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Xe8MYJC9oxcq_Xqj34mzI1-lDO7S97pkHfPg_BrXqKY/viewform


Brackets and Match logs
PakGamers 1st 5v5 Tournament - Challonge


Brackets are subject to change before the start of the tournament
Results Reporting

  • The results should be reported by team captains of either team
  • The end result along with the result screen should be posted in the tournament thread
  • Result Submission format is given below

Result: Natus Vincere vs Alliance - 1:0
Natus Vincere Bans: Naga Siren, Chen, Keeper of the Light, Enchantress, Leshrac
Alliance Bans: Life Stealer, Dark Seer, Bounty Hunter, Puck, Queen of Pain
Screen shot:


Prize Pool account
Account detailsFor item transfer, add the following steam IDs
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998037186
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083654230/

Inventory
The tournament items are kept on the following account
Inventory: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083654230/inventory/

Donations/Special Mention:
We are greatly thankful to @mohsin24 for donating TI3's Myhticals including "Tide boat, Corruptor, Radiant Glaive and CK Helm" into the prize pool.


Also a hand of applause to shinwari007 aka jee[p] for donating 1 key to the prize pool and these two wonderful games to the winners

and



Payment Status
Green = Received, Yellow = Yet to receive

TxF
The Nexus
TmP
fapfapfapp
Retards
DesoHaterz
Team Dignity

Good Ordinance
GGWP

Craken
Death Doctors
Dark of the Fallen
ZETAAAA
light55's team
Charas
Pk//GamingDemonZzz
TITS
9 Lives
Incognito
hakoo namo tataaa
Professional Gaming

Pseudo Dark







Moderators for monitoring the matches
StrikerX - steamid: Korrupter
d3s0lator -steamid: d3s0lator
devilscallmedad - steamid: waqararshad
AvengerQQ - steamid: canc3r12345
ModMonsta - steamid: M[A]ltide
Nomyy - Steamd ID: zeeshthegame
shinwari007 - Steam ID:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055021294
sohaib50k - Steam ID: darkcarthage
Quadka - Steam ID: demo48
Sigurat - Steam ID: Sigurat
Andrial - steamid: Andrial_Voller
T1Tan - Steam ID: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066396387/



Contact/Disputes

Desolator - PGDesolator - http://steamcommunity.com/id/pgdesolator/
ModMonsta - M[A]ltide - Steam Community :: M[A]ltide




 
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Desolator

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Jan 21, 2007
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Tournament Statistics
Slaughter House (Most Kills by a Team): 55 - TITS - Result Screen
The Butcher (Most Kills by a Player): 23 -
- |_Vigoss_| (Team Charas) - Result Screen &
- Loki(TITS) - Result Screen
The Assistant (Most Assists by a Player): 31 -
- jee[p] (Light55 Team) - Result Screen
The Sacrificial Lamb (Most Deaths by a player): 13 -
- soul snatcher (Team DD) - Result Screen
The Perfectionist (Most last hits in a match): 512 -
- ANTHRAXXX(Grand Ordinance) - Result Screen
The Revoker (Most denies in a match):
72 -
- HateBreeder(The Retards) - Result Screen
The Patient (Longest game): 1:01:34 - Grand Ordinance(W) vs fapfapfapp(L) - Result Screen
The Aggressor (Shortest game): 16:28 - Grand Ordinance(W) vs Dark of the Fallen(L) - Result Screen
Got Gold on my Mind (Highest GPM): 811 -
- Ибрагим(GGWP) - Result Screen
The Zealous (Highest XPM): 839 -
- ****______****(ZETAAAA) - Result Screen


Fixtures and Match Logs

23rd August Due Date

Upper Bracket
- Match A - The Retards(P) vs The Nexus - Admin: ModMonsta, Result 1-0, Result Screen

- Match B - Death Doctors(P) vs light55's team - Admin: AvengerQQ, Result 0-1 Result Screen
- Match C - Dark of the Fallen(P) vs Grand Ordinance, Admin: Sigurat, Result 0-1 Result Screen , VOD
- Match D - FapFapFapp(P) vs DesoHaters, Admin: Desolator, Result 1-0, Result Screen , VOD
- Match E - Pseudo Dark(P) vs ZETAAAA, Admin: shinwari007 , Result 0-1, Result Screen
- Match F - TmP(P) vs Team Dignity, Admin: d3s0lator, Result 0-1, Result Screen
- Match G - TxF(P) vs Professional Gaming - Admin: Sigurat,Result 0-1, Result Screen
- Match H - Craken(P) vs Charas, Admin: Nomyy, Result 0-1, Result Screen

24th August Due Date

Upper Bracket
- Match I - hakoo namo tataaa(P) vs The Retards, Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD
- Match J - Pk//GamingDemonZzz(P) vs Light55 Team - Admin: d3s0lator, Resullt 0-1, Result Screen
- Match K - Free bye to Ordinance
- Match L - TITS(P) vs fapfapfapp, admin: d3s0lator , Result 0-1 , Result Screen , VOD
- Match M - Incognito(P) vs ZETAAAA, Result 1-0, Result Screen, Result Screen
- Match N - Free bye to Team Dignity
- Match O - GGWP(P) vs Professional Gaming, admin: StrikerX , Result 1-0 , Result Screen
- Match P - Charas(P) vs 9 Lives, Admin: Nommy, Result 1-0, Result Screen

25th August Due Date

Upper Bracket
- Match Q - The Retards(P) vs light55's team, Admin devilscallmedad, Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD
- Match R - Grand Ordinance(P) vs fapfapfapp , Admin: d3s0lator, Result 1-0, Result Screen , VOD
- Match S - Incognito(P) vs Team Dignity, Result 0-1, Result Screen, Result Screen
- Match T - GGWP(P) vs Charas , Admin: d3s0lator , Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD

Lower Bracket
- Match Z - ZETAAAA(P) vs The Nexus, Admin: d3s0lator, Result 1-0, Result Screen
- Match AA - Free Bye to Death Doctors
- Match AB - Professional Gaming(P) vs Dark of the Fallen , Admin: StrikerX , Result Screen , VOD
- Match AC - 9 Lives(P) vs DesoHaters, Admin: Sigurat, Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD_PART1 , VOD_PART2
- Match AD - Hakoona Mataata(P) vs Pseudo Dark, Admin: devilscallmedad , Result 1-0 , Result Screen , VOD
- Match AE - GamingDemonz(P) vs TmP, Admin: shinwari007, Result 0-1, Result Screen
- Match AF - Free Bye to TxF
- Match AG - TITS(P) vs Craken , Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 1-0, Result Screen

27th August Due Date

Upper Bracket
- Match U - light55(P) vs Grand Ordinance , admin: devilscallmedad , Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD
- Match V - Team Dignity(P) vs GGWP, Admin: ModMonsta and devilscallmedad , Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD

Lower Bracket
- Match AH - ZETAAAA(P) vs Death Doctors, admin: jee[p], Result 0-1 , Result Screen
- Match AI - Dark of the Fallen(P) vs DesoHaters, admin: StrikerX and Sigurat, Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD
- Match AJ - Hakoona Mataata(P) vs TmP , Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD
- Match AK - TxF(P) vs TITS, admins: devilscallmedad, Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD

29th August Due Date

Upper Bracket - Winners Finals (Best of 3)
- Match W - Game 1 - Grand Ordinance(P) vs Team Dignity , Admin: d3s0lator and StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD
- Match W - Game 2 - Grand Ordinance vs Team Dignity(P) , Admin: d3s0lator and StrikerX, Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD
- Match W - Game 3 - Grand Ordinance(P) vs Team Dignity , Admin: d3s0lator and StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD

Lower Bracket
- Match AL - The Retards(P) vs Death Doctors, Admin: light55 or jee[p] , Result 1-0, Result Screen , VOD
- Match AM - fapfapfapp(P) vs DesoHaters, admin: StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen , VOD
- Match AN - Incognito(P) vs TmP, Admin: devilscallmedad (10pm), Result 1-0, Result Screen
- Match AO - Charas(P) vs TITS, Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD

30th August Due Date

Lower Bracket
- Match AP - The Retards(P) vs fapfapfapp, Admin: Desolator , Result 0-1, Result Screen , VOD
- Match AQ - Incognito(P) vs Charas, Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 1-0, Result Screen

31st August Due Date

Lower Bracket
- Match AR - GGWP(P) vs Fapfapfapp , Admin: d3s0lator and StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD
- Match AS - Light55 Team(P) vs Incognito, Admin: devilscallmedad, Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD

1st September Due Date

Lower Bracket
- Match AT - GGWP(P) vs Incognito, Admin: d3s0lator and StrikerX, Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD

3rd September Due Date

Lower Bracket - Losers Finals (Best of 3)
- Match AU - Game 1 - Team Dignity(P) vs Incognito, Admin:d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen, VOD
- Match AU - Game 2 - Incognito(P) vs Team Dignity, Admin:d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, Result 0-1, Result Screen, VOD
- Match AU - Game 3 - Team Dignity(P) vs Incognito, Admin:d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, not required

5th September Due Date

Grand Finals (Best of 5)
- Match X - Game 1 - 1 Game Advantage to Grand Ordinance as they come from Upper Bracket
- Match X - Game 2 - Team Dignity(P) vs Grand Ordinance, Admin: d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, Result 0-1, Result Screen
- Match X - Game 3 - Grand Ordinance(P) vs Team Dignity, Admin: d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, Result 1-0, Result Screen
- Match X - Game 4 - TBD(P) vs Grand Ordinance, Admin: d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, not required
- Match X - Game 5 - Grand Ordinance(P) vs TBD, Admin: d3s0lator, DMCD and StrikerX, not required
 
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Tultras

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The top players can easily just make a team and take the cake, In any case, I'm in for the competition.
[MENTION=24621]goldendays2003[/MENTION], What say you.

Also, is a player allowed to reconnect after the 5 min interval is over?
 
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Desolator

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PakGamers & PDC 1st DOTA 2 5v5 Tournament

The top players can easily just make a team and take the cake, In any case, I'm in for the competition.
[MENTION=24621]goldendays2003[/MENTION], What say you.

Also, is a player allowed to reconnect after the 5 min interval is over?
You can but you automatically get abandon from the game after 10mins. If you reconnect before that then it is fine.
 

Tultras

i r Troll
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You can but you automatically get abandon from the game after 10mins. If you reconnect before that then it is fine.
The rules stated that the team may control the abandoned player, Is it allowed for a player to REJOIN AFTER he has been abandoned?
 

Desolator

King
Jan 21, 2007
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PakGamers & PDC 1st DOTA 2 5v5 Tournament

Even if you are not in a team you can submit your name for the "stand in" list or "players looking for a team" list
 

Desolator

King
Jan 21, 2007
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Register mine. Take the couple of mythicals i got whenver
Thats great, kindly give me the names (PG nicknames if they can make an account here) of your stand ins as well so I may add them. As for items transfer I'll get in touch with you soon regarding that.

- - - Updated - - -

Here to sign up as per Desolator's instructions. :D Full team.
Register mine. Take the couple of mythicals i got whenver
Register your team by filling the following form.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Xe8MYJC9oxcq_Xqj34mzI1-lDO7S97pkHfPg_BrXqKY/viewform

I will get in touch with you later regarding the transfer of items to the prize pool account.
 

AvengerQQ

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Server selection would be an issue. As me and my friends only play @ EU West (one is in canada and another in Taipai)
I hope we can manage something
 

pgamer88

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Nov 2, 2011
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i like to participate in the tournament as well
i play by the nick of Kashif Shaikh

im faily a mega noob so if anyone is willing to take me in his team, i would be more than glad :)
 

dododo123

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Apr 7, 2008
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Server selection would be an issue. As me and my friends only play @ EU West (one is in canada and another in Taipai)
I hope we can manage something
I believe most pakistanis find acceptable pings to europe west. Some ping lower to SEA, but not by a big enough distance to make eu west unacceptable.

To modmonsta, yes, I would watch the stream, particularly if asknasks team played.
 

Nomyy

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Aug 13, 2013
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Registered My Team =) Hope that tournament starts a competitive dota 2 Gaming in pakistan =)
Respect From Team TXF
 
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