Life Imitates Art: Movie Lines That Fit Into Real World Scenarios

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Life Imitates Art: Movie Lines That Fit Into Real World Scenarios

It’s no hidden reality that every movie buff would want his life to become one. Countless lovers of movies, or as they prefer to be called ‘cinephiles’, look for just a single opportunity to squeeze in a reference to their favorite title or character in a conversation. More than often the attempt results in failure and the person is faced with the stupefied and often judgmental visages of his/her friends who are looking at the said person like they’re some lunatic. Not the ideal reaction a pop culture junkie for looking for.
As I love to call myself a snobbish movie lover, I find it extremely hard to carry out a conversation without resorting to metafictitious moments in which I am a movie character and my life is some glorious work of art, and I am delivering lines like Brando in The Godfather. Often enough I have come across bemused expressions and downright exasperation on the part of my friends who think I am too obsessed. Maybe I am. Obsessed, smitten, head-over-heels in love, can’t-take-my-eyes-off-of-you, boom box carrying kind of obsession. But who says it’s a bad thing?
So, worry not, here’s a list of sure fired dialogues that you can use in real life situations without incurring the wrath of your dear ones.

P.S. I am just listing down 5 quotes for now. This is still in the experimental phase. Might get different results in different places around the world.

1. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
From Casablanca

When to say it: This quote can be said at a moment of great coincidence, usually in a negative way. When you are dreading something, something that has little but a possible chance of happening, and that very anticipation leads to the horrible reality, this line fits right in. And since Casablanca is a colossal success even today, there is little chance that you will be embarrassed by someone not getting the reference. Though “she walks into mine” part can be skipped depending on the situation.

2. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
From Jaws

When to say it: Imagine you are in a boat hunting for a giant shark that has been terrorizing the shores of a vacation beach and when you come face to face with it, it destroys the shit out of the boat and then one of you guys says this line. You gotta give the guy points for timing.
Perfect for a situation when the available resources fall short for the task at hand, this quote has been repeated countless times in pop culture so that even if your friends haven’t seen Jaws, they might have heard this quote or variations of it. So, it’s safe to assume that this will go as a cool line, instead of eliciting moans from the people involved in the conversation. Also, “boat” can be replaced with any word pertaining to the situation at hand.

3. Carpe Diem
From Dead Poets Society

When to say it: Anytime you do something daring or something out of the blue, this is the phrase that helps you. This is a much much better version of YOLO. Something spontaneous is given a license by this phrase.
On the flip side if you do something extremely stupid, and you need justification for that action, this comes to the rescue. Extremely flexible in its usage, and classy as hell (it’s Latin!), this one is the quintessential mantra to live your life and say as often as possible.

4. Look at us. Look at what they make you give.
From The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Ultimatum

When to say it: This remark is apt when talking about the dark side of authority and how it has affected you. Following orders is not easy. It can take a toll on one’s conscience, especially if the orders lie in that murky, often ambiguous, morally grey area. This statement sums up one’s own resistance against the higher ups. It shouts out that I will not stand for it, for what I have been made to do!

5. I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
From The Godfather

When to say it: There is actually no bad time to say this, but keeping in with the ethos of the society, and also being relevant to the matter at hand, this should be said as a nice little threat. Few words, huge consequences. Said with enough menace and it might be enough to carry your message to your adversary. Also, if you want someone to believe that you will be able to deliver on a promise, this line can come into play.

So, these are just some of the quotes that I think are fit for a normal conversation. Kindly post your ideas as well. I will be adding more as I think of them.
 

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A really nice and creative thread. Props for creating it.

Out of the top of my head

1. It's nothing Personal. It's strictly Business - Al Pacino in The Godfather

We can use this line when we are making a decision/judgement, which is gonna effect the other person, but we really have no choice in that matter.

2. Hope is a good thing and good thing never dies - Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption

When we want to encourage a person or a friend. We can use this quote quite effectively IMO.

3. Hate is a Baggage. Life is too short to be pissed of all the time - Edward Furlong in American History X


Well, we can use this line in many contexts. Like trying to cool down a pissed off friend or lowering the anger of someone :p
 

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Nice thread.

Here's mine, could only come up with these two; Pardon me.

1. Winter is Coming by House Stark members from the Game of Thrones. I don't think this needs explanation.
2. You Wanna Dance? Let's Dance! by Jensen Ackles as the Red Hood in the animated movie, Batman:Under the Red Hood. A more awesome line was never said. Guess this could help you in asking your bachi to dance with you too.
 

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Continuing with three more quotes:

6. Just when I thought I was out….they pull me back in!
From The Godfather Part III

When to say it: Al Pacino delivered this line with so much energy and expression that you literally feel his frustration coming out of the screen. So it is fitting that this must be said at a time when the situation is dire enough. Best suited for a point when you desperately want to get out of a sticky situation, a bad romance, a job you hate and just when you were on the verge of escaping from it, the circumstances pull you back in. Anger, frustration, hopelessness is perfectly manifested in these few words.

7. Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
From Chinatown

When to say it: When something happens and you have no explanation or justification for it, and you want to forget it, say these few words; obviously you have to replace Jake with the appropriate name and Chinatown with the appropriate place. This quote is doubly suitable for a small town where all the bullshit happens that is out of the control of ordinary people, or for an extremely trouble place where all the vices and bad things happen. A good replacement of the Murphy’s Law, this quote.

8. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or you gonna bite?
From Reservoir Dogs

When to say it: The line that will provoke anybody into potentially hitting you. When someone keeps saying one thing over and over again, or keep throwing empty threats at you, this is the perfect comeback. Biting, stingy and malicious, this is a surefire red siren that its war time, Abuses will lead to ban!
 

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Rounding off the top 10 are:

9. Say ‘ello to my little friend.
From Scarface

When to say it: Another Al Pacino quotation and one that needs to be said with gusto and conviction. Best said when just about to reveal something big, surprising and that no one is expecting. And is hugely supplemented if some accessory is taken out at the same time. Full marks for creating this scenario, but is very hard.

10. Show me the money!!!
From Jerry Maguire

When to say it: Tom Cruise immortalized the moment in movie history when he started shouting off into the mouthpiece of his telephone with Cuba Gooding Jr. on the other end performing a routine of his own. A fitting moment to say this would be when you want something productive from the other person. When you want a result, an output, something of value and one that is deeply required in the given conditions. Might be a motivation for the other party, too and that is a bonus.
 
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