Share your farting experiences in class or office

Ottoman

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It was Christmas Day 1977, and my dad and 6 year old daughter were seated in wooden chairs at his dining room table. All of a sudden, she farted loudly and said, "Grandpa, that's your Christmas present." He laughed so hard that he almost fell off his chair. I rushed in and was totally embarrassed, and my face was all red. I kept apologizing. That was the last time I saw him laugh, as he passed away the next morning
 

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The way Pakgamers chitchat section reads now a days " Israel attacks on Gaza, share your farting experience, BTW Whats best Visa card for online shopping? "
 
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sexy5656

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I was in 6th grade and i was bulky,The Abuses will lead to ban sitting next to me farted and i got the blame.
 

ashahzadpk

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Each person going through this thread must across the weird thought...." do i feel like farting right now ? " :p

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ragingflares198

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It was Christmas Day 1977, and my dad and 6 year old daughter were seated in wooden chairs at his dining room table. All of a sudden, she farted loudly and said, "Grandpa, that's your Christmas present." He laughed so hard that he almost fell off his chair. I rushed in and was totally embarrassed, and my face was all red. I kept apologizing. That was the last time I saw him laugh, as he passed away the next morning
Bro dont mind me asking but just for curiosity's sake how old are you ? 1977 is waaay back.
 
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