View Full Version : A funny Poem.......

12-02-08, 08:01 PM
I don't know if this is worth a thread but here you go....

#One fine day in the middle of the night,
# Two dead boys got up to fight,
# Back to back they faced each other,
# Drew their swords and shot each other,

# One was blind and the other couldn't, see
# So they chose a dummy for a referee.
# A blind man went to see fair play,
# A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

# A paralysed donkey passing by,
# Kicked the blind man in the eye,
# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

# A deaf policeman heard the noise,
# And came to arrest the two dead boys,
# If you don't believe this storyís true,
# Ask the blind man he saw it too!

12-02-08, 08:07 PM

nice one:lol:

12-02-08, 08:10 PM
nice one dude

12-02-08, 08:35 PM
hehe nice one BRO!

12-02-08, 09:14 PM
rate it from 1 to 10 . 1 being the lowest and 10 being da highest.

12-02-08, 09:25 PM
rate it from 1 to 10 . 1 being the lowest and 10 being da highest.

about 8 :P
pretty good...

12-02-08, 10:10 PM
This poem wasnt worth a thread right>?

12-02-08, 11:27 PM
well u could have posted it in the Official Jokes Thread !

Fallen Lord
13-02-08, 12:32 AM
good one...

13-02-08, 03:11 PM
i would say its 7/10

13-02-08, 03:21 PM
i also would say 7/10

13-02-08, 08:08 PM
yeah.... 8/10

19-02-08, 02:44 PM
Lady Love

I wooed a lady passing fair
When I was young and courtly.
I loved her lips, her eyes, her hair,
Her figure pert if portly.
I raised her to my saddle bow
And pulled a muscle down below.
She cried "Did we hear something go?"
Unmanned by piercing pains,
I thought I ought to let her know
That I had strained my reins.
"Strained reins?" she smiled,
"That is a blow!
But have no fear," she said, "I bet
The groom will have another set."

by Joe Pamanian

23-02-08, 08:36 PM
Ladies and jelly spoons, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
Thereís a Motherís Day meeting for fathers only.
Wear your best clothes if you havenít any.
Please come if you canít; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free; pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit;
The man in the galleryís sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
Let me tell you a story I donít really know.

25-02-08, 02:43 PM
lol awesome! 9/10!!

26-02-08, 12:40 AM
well... yeah i wrote it:D