Hum kabhi chatay hi nahi kay alien franchise khatam ho , “nerds” kay liye Aliens saga aisay hay jaisay baki logon kay liay cricket. Hum jantay hain, koi bhi kabi uper nai daikhay ga alien marnay kay liay, lekin hum logon ko marta daikhay gay(insert cricket pun here ..oops;)) to daikhay gay. Main e3 say intezaar kar ra tha new alien game ka , aur doston intezaar bekaar nai gaya .Sab say pehlay agar aap baki reviews daikh kay aye hain to yay na parhain balkay aap aliens pay yakeen hi na rakhain , main to kehta huun aap mjy pasand hi nai aye kyukay main professional reviews pay yakeen nai rakhta, mjy game nay acha time paas dia aur uper say main fan ho to mjy fikar nai .Aye shuru kartay hain .
Is dafah hum mechanics say pehlay aesthatics say shuru karaingay , zara tawajju farmain , nai nai screen say thora duur ho noobray . Alien movies agar apnay daikhy huun hahahha yay main kia keh ra huun kisnay nai daikheen meri dadi …… shit meri dadi hospital main hain . Khair ! To wo apnay zamanay ki pehli film thi jisnay ek unique sci-fi environemt dia tha jo pir sab nay follow kia par afsoos wo waisa nai tha. Is new alien game kay liay developers nay khaas kheyaal rakha kay assets , sound , lightning , poora ka poora environment usi effects par, magar new techniques say polish karkay banaya jaye aur wo kamyaab hogaye. Game ki feel us ki wajah say dobala hogai hay , khamooshi say lekar , action music tak ek full theatre experience hay agar aap audionic kay headphones nai istamal kar ray to . Nostalgia itna tha kay main 10 minute tak sirf ek random table daikhta raha aur main sochta raha kon tha jo yaha bethta tha , kia pappu table hay ,kitni gossip hoi hogi ispay (nostromo ki sab say ant bachi konsi hay etc) jab mujey hosh aya to meri nazar chair par gai 10 minute aur zaya.Aur wo particles jo silence environment main urtain hain itnay pyaray aisay jaisay abi neha dhopia “bikini” pehan kay pool say nikli ho aur usnay baal uper kiay hain.Yaha tak kay saray equipments bi movie jaisay hain jo apko 80’s ki yaad dila dain . Sirf yahee nai screeens ki video feeds bi blur aur static say bhari ween hay .Wo sab to theek tha par pir wo Haramka Agaya!
Wo jisko daikh kay Predator ki bi phat jati hay . Usnay mera rape kaisay kia wo thori dair main . Story ki baat karlain .
Nostromo ship pehli movie say jismain ripley thi ussay ek signal recieve howa hay aur hum uski beti ellen
ripley say khail ray hain (main ari huun maji !).Shahid meri maki gandi video ho alien kay saath flight recorder main,
(Spoiler!!!!!!!!: agar apnay movies nai daikheen to haan aisa howa tha lolz still better ending than cricket).Bas kafi hay.
Thori dair hogai hay us Haramkay ki baat karain . Agar main tawazun karna chahu kay wo kitna bara haramka hay to main kaho ga kay Amnesia: Dark descent kay bhoot uskay samnay aisay hain jaisay aapki 3 saal ki bhateeji aapko dara ri hay aur aap zabardasti dar
ray ho(alay baba inni dalooni baby hay meli).Kia aap pir bi akailay light band karkay full volume pay khailo gay ?? To game bi aap kay saath trolling karay ga , mjy bandook mili aur neechay likha aya guns wont kill alien run “ISKI BEHAN KI PIR ISKA KIA KARUUU APNAY PAO PAY GOLI MARLO?”
Kafi FPS horror games aye hain , Slender , Amnesia , Outlast , par kisi main bi bhoot apka peecha aisay nai kartay jaisay yay haramka kala rapist karta hay ,Developers nay is baat ka khaas khyial rakha hay kay kay game hat kay ho , agar UBISOFT ka Child Of light ka developer bolta hay har game new nai hoti par usko acha kia jasakta hay naye mechanics aur aesthatics kay saath to alien isolation usi formulay ko perfect karti hay.
Wo formula kia hay main apko batata huun , mjy kala rapist dikha aur main closet main chup gaya , wo zalim 5 minute baad aya closet kholi aur mera rape kardia yay meray saath amnesia main kabi nai howa amnesia kay bhoot closet say dartay hain.Amnesia kay bhoot apko bhagnay ka kabi kabaar moka daitay hain par yay kala rapist apko daikh kay bhaaagta hay aur apna chromosome apki ……….
Aray wah android dikha doodh wala(agar apnay movie daiky ho to android human like hotay hain doodh walay khoon kay saath jismain nano tech hay cool yes?? no ?? f*** u)wo meri madad karay ga ek min……. uski ankhain laal kyu hain ……… “let me assist you madam ” aur pir usnain meri gardan dabadi.Agar alien kafi nai thay to is game main yay bi hain , mainay khailna hi chordi kab say installed pari hay . Mechanics ki baat karain to keyboard zada recommend karu ga kyu kay joystick say agar apko bhagna ho to right analog 2 dfah press karna parta hay jokay manhoosiat hay aur dissapointment bi aur usi kay 1 press pay crouch hay “aisa karo poori game analog stick pay kardo”.Apkay paas map hay , Fallout ki tarah pappu sa gadget hay items bananay kay liay , standard flashlight , aap sides say daikh saktay . Checkpoints par save hay sirf khud say nai karsaktay , islye agar aap margaye to doobara start say mission start zzzzzzzzzzzzzz , amnesia mainay khaily kam save zada ki thi .Apkay paas ek motion tracker hay jispay aap alien ki movement daikh sakhtay hain usko use karnay main thora time lagta hay par wo kafi usefull hay
likin itna faida nai jab alien uper vents main ghum ra hota hay , aur han wo harami vents say kabi bi neechay utar jata hay randomly , vents ki openings saaf wazeh hoti hain to daikh kay kahee aap full iskay neechay na chupay way ho , ships pay aur humans bi hain , jokay khud survival kar rain hain to wo apko salam ka jwab nai daingay . Computer hacking kay liay chotay mini games atay hain , aur cameras switch off hojatay hain jinkay liay apko terminals dhoondnay partay hain . Gameplay main kuch bi naya nai hay ,likin pir baat woi hay agar yay cheeze hamain game khailnay say rookdaygi to hum shahid mario , doom , etc kay baad koi game hi nai khailtay XD.
Aap soch rain hain main mechanics bohut kam detail main batata huun to yay reviews sirf unkay liay hain jo ek quick Wickedknock ki zubani sunna chatay hain . Alien isolation unkay liay hay jo alien fans hain aur horror games akailay bardasht karsaktay hain,
gameplay hamesha aapko apni seat pay tarapta rakhay ga , main recommend karu ga unkay liay jinho nay FPS horror games kabi nai khaily .
to be continued………..
AFTER 3 months
THEEK hay tu mainay yay game end kar hi lee aur tum sab bhaar main jao yay 2014 ki best game hay , manta huun sirf 10 , 10 minute khaily thi par wo 10 minute
aziat aur dard say bharay thay , yay to achi baat hay na ! hay na! . Flame thrower awsome tha , aur shotugn wali water gun bi achi thi , Ending bohut lash thi
, kuch log ikhtelaf karain gay , par kia mjy unki parwa hay ? NAI! last level itna intense tha kay mjy khud nai pata tha mjy itni nai galia ati hain , DELETE KARDI
MAINAY !.
This is Genius, awesome article (y), I just can’t stop laughing
This was fantastic Nanow.
” mjy kala rapist dikha aur main closet main chup gaya , wo zalim 5 minute baad aya closet kholi aur mera rape kardia”
HAHAAHAAHHA