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How many dwarves does it take to screw a light bulb? 5, 1 to hold the light bulb, rest to drink until the room starts spinning
Walk softly, and carry a big gun!
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On FB With A Stranger:
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Stranger: Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Email Id?
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Girl: Oh Yes, Sure..!!
Its--> ihaveaboyfriendandilovehimalot@getlost.com
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Stranger: And Mine Is-->
iamyourdad@youaredead.com
buaahahahahahahahaha PAAWNEDddddddddddd
"We SaCriFice OuR tODaY foR yOuR ToMorrOW "
A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway
Bhai ko bhai say juda kar deti hai GF
Maa ko bete say juda kar deti hai GF
Biwi aur shohar ke beech jhagde paida kar deti hai GF
Insan ko duniya say juda kar deti hai GF
Gharon main jhagda paida kar deti hai GF
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GF matlab Galat Fehmi jo is waqt aap ko hui hai
Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti hai. ;-) :P :P
[ By Mayank Bhatia ]
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
The doctor said, ' Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'
The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Jo e and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Mom: wt r u doing dear?
S0n: mom m killing eukaryotic, multicellular, heterotrophic, ectoparasites, vectors of plasmodiam n dengue,belonging to phylum arthopoda clas insecta..
Mom: whattttt???
S0n: mom MACHAR maar rha hoon.
Moral: Aur parhao bacchay ko medical
Dedicatd to all innocent bio-victims:-P
mothers give birth to freemen how dare you to make them slaves
Reminded me of @Serious SamOriginally Posted by JChang
No offence meant, though.
Arz kiya hai
Baith kar mehbub ki bahon me aisa josh aya.!
wah ! wah !
wah ! wah
phir.?
phir kya!!
Biwi ne dekh liya aur ..........
....Phir i.c.u me hosh aaya...=)).
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