Joker

The scared shopkeeper

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Joker

, 28-12-10 at 10:18 PM (975 Views)

So today i went to a plastic shop to buy a plastic bag. i told the shop keeper that i needed to cover something thats nearly 6 foot high and weighs nearly 100-130 kgs. the shopkeeper looked bewildered. it was only after that i realized exactly what i said to him . so looking at his expressions i decided to scare him a little more. he asked me what it was. now those of u who know a little about my nature will know that i dont let go of fun situations that easily . i told him that its a body and its out in the open and i need to cover it soon.

The moment i told him that it looked like he was gonna soil himself. he told me that he didnt have it.i asked him about the kind of plastic bags he has. he told me that he didnt have any kinds of plastic bags. i loved his expressions coz behind him he had so many plastic bags. i decided to take one more step and i asked him "ok, so what do u have". he told me and im translating his exact words "i dont have anything. and i have to close my shop now coz i gotta go for some urgent business". he was trying to get rid of me . i decided to leave the shop before he actually soiled himself. so i left.

i needed the plastic bag for my ....

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boxing punching bag. its nearly 6 foot high and it weighs nearly 100-130 kgs and its in my terrace. it collects alot of dust in the open so i needed a plastic bag to cover it

PS: i never write blogs. so i hope i did it right.

Joker out,

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Crow - 28-12-10 10:51 PM
haha poor guy
Sire Ahsan - 28-12-10 11:00 PM
Teri bachodian khatam nae hoti XD
Joker - 28-12-10 11:18 PM
Originally Posted by Sir Ahsan

Teri bachodian khatam nae hoti XD

u better watch your foul mouth before i play one of my pranks on u .remember, we might be going on a picnic next month so i will have loads of opportunities
cobby - 28-12-10 11:20 PM
Joker Pawn every one
Shopkeeper ko bhi nahi choora .

Ab maat jana us k pass may be had called police and said Sir jee agar doobra dekha ushe tu peechan lo ga hahahaha
Optimus - 28-12-10 11:30 PM
bechara kia soch raha ho ga
omarko - 28-12-10 11:32 PM
he must be telling everyone that a guy came who wanted a bag for a body
and at first i though u were talking about something else. if i were the shop keeper, i would have started laughing.
CobraN - 28-12-10 11:58 PM
Your Evil Intentions ...Baaz Aja bhai Pata Chala kisi din Kisi Ka Heart Fail hogaya tumhari Wajah say tu Masla hojai ga
Syavash - 29-12-10 01:46 AM
epic
TheBrokenMan - 29-12-10 01:46 AM
i once went shopping for a knife kit with my mom at metro and i asked the clerk "if i throw this knife at a rat will it kill it?" he said "why do you wanna know?" i said "i like using the household knives to kill lizards, frogs, rats etc that's the reason we buy a new knife kit every month or so xD!!!!"
Benighted - 29-12-10 03:09 AM
This... joker at PG, is he The Joker's apprentice?
Shary Bhallu TC - 29-12-10 07:06 AM
Haha great. App koi bhi opportunity miss nahi kartay
Kane - 29-12-10 10:35 AM
You could have teased him alot more............. !
Syavash - 29-12-10 10:43 AM
^choro yaar, bechaaray ko heart attack na ajaye
Hassan - 29-12-10 04:51 PM
hahahahahaha..
kamran saeed - 29-12-10 05:06 PM
kbi kisi pc shop waly ko bi aesy kro
Optimus - 29-12-10 06:58 PM
Originally Posted by kamransaeed15

kbi kisi pc shop waly ko bi aesy kro

wht will he say to him
Astaroth - 29-12-10 07:24 PM
"Joker" indeed
eclipsegt - 29-12-10 07:50 PM
hahhaha ... very nice prank :P
CrashBandicoot - 29-12-10 08:44 PM
You could have taken it a bit further..by telling him that you want the bag to cover something which is almost as big as him.....

P.S..I dont think men should use a feminine Avatar
Joker - 29-12-10 10:50 PM
Originally Posted by Violent Corpse

This... joker at PG, is he The Joker's apprentice?

i AM the Joker

Originally Posted by safriz

P.S..I dont think men should use a feminine Avatar

what feminine avator ? thats Harley Quinn . perhaps u should do some research on her u will know what she means to joker

@everyone. this is just one of my stories and its not my best either. i never share any of it. but maybe i should start writing more in my blogs maybe the one in which i passed the airport security barrier by showing the guard a fake university card ?

Joker,