Joker

So today i went to a plastic shop to buy a plastic bag. i told the shop keeper that i needed to cover something thats nearly 6 foot high and weighs nearly 100-130 kgs. the shopkeeper looked bewildered. it was only after that i realized exactly what i said to him . so looking at his expressions i decided to scare him a little more. he asked me what it was. now those of u who know a little about my nature will know that i dont let go of fun situations that easily . i told him that its a body ...